Blaine Devon Anderson
Full Name: Blaine Devon Anderson
Goes By: Blaine
Age in canon: 17
Age as of January 2015: 21 (January 1994)
From: Ohio, USA
School: Dalton Academy
Blaine Anderson attends Dalton Academy, and boards in Windsor House. He first encounters Kurt Hummel as Kurt is trying to pretend he's a new student, and spying on New Directions' competition in the Warblers, Dalton's a cappella choir. Blaine thinks he made such a poor spy that it was "endearing," and allows Kurt to watch the Warblers put on an impromptu performance of "Teenage Dream".
Afterwards, he reveals to Kurt that he is gay, and that he ran from his previous school due to bullying. He keeps in contact with Kurt, reminding him to have courage. When Kurt transfers to Dalton, their relationship slowly blossoms into romance.
Blaine is the Acting Prefect for Windsor House while prefect Charles Amos is recuperating from an accident and is a very supportive and good-natured guy whom almost everyone likes. His biggest problems are ex-loves and keeping the exceptionally hyper and destructive (yet very sweet) inhabitants of his house from blowing up the place.
Blaine has sung as the Warblers' lead soloist for quite some time, and enjoys taking songs and reinventing them. He has black, curly hair and light eyes, and suspiciously looks a whole lot like singer/songwriter Darren Criss. He is affectionately named The White Rabbit. Ships Drarry.
The worst thing his father ever said to him was, “You’re sixteen years old, you don’t know who you are! You’re throwing your whole life away over this “phase” or whatever the hell it is!”
When he was a baby, Blaine was fascinated with Marlene's angel statues. He picked them up and stared at them and Marlene sometimes wondered if he could see real ones and were hence attracted to the porcelain ones.
Blaine was a fluffy haired baby--big mass of curls and big happy eyes
Blaine plays piano and guitar.
He prefers earbuds over headphones.
When drunk once, he fell off a balcony but he landed on the Tweedles' bouncy castle.
He thinks his least favorite dance is the Macarena.
He has no favorite in the Harry Potter series as he loves them all.
He's played guitar since junior high.
For a long time, Blaine had felt something a little off with Julian. Sure, he understand that as far as things went, Julian was one of Logan’s two “wingmen”, but when he and Logan were still together, there was just that little something underlying in anything that he couldn’t quite figure out.
In the time that Blaine and Logan are no longer together, from the better vantage point, Blaine finds Julian a bit of a mystery, vanishing time and again, coming back, stirring things back up, and then stands a short distance away to watch the ensuing fireworks. He’s trying to figure him out a little, although clearly Julian’s intentions are all meant for Logan’s benefit and no one else’s, including his.
His grandfather gave him his pocketwatch.
Blaine finished his crocheting second (when learning with the others). He made a sweatband.
Owns a Blackberry.
Owns bunny slippers
When given playdoh, he made a wiener dog. (from Wes: “That’s a dog?!”)
He has reading glasses.
Blaine is the most obsessed with Harry Potter.
Blaine is very enthusiastic about babies, but doesn't know enough about the to be left alone.
For Childrens Day, all boys and girls dressed up as their favorite characters as a child. Blaine dressed up as Harry Potter.
All boys and some girls had a jousting competition. Everyone rode a horse, and used an eleven-foot log to try and knock off their opponents. The houses Windsor, Stuart, Hanover and Lancaster have agreed that whichever house "wins" will be served by all the other houses in a big cookout. Blaine is jousting for House of Windsor. Blaine was facing off against Raven from Haven. When the flag dropped, both boys raced forward. Blaine’s lance struck Raven’s shield, and both lances shatter before the boys receive jagged impact into chests. Blaine was thrown back onto his horse, almost tipping over but he held on. Blaine cried over as he slumped forward.
Raven had dented and pierced his armor. Blaine put his armor back on and went back out for round two. When the flag dropped for round two, the lances exploded on their shoulders. Blaine cried out and was flung so far back that he slipped off his saddle, but his leg was caught. He somehow managed to retain his stance on the horse. Blaine was slumped over his horse, barely moving. Blaine was pulled off the horse. He was gasping painfully and said he can’t move his shoulder. The others tore his armor away and Charlie told him that he needed medical help. He couldn’t tell if it was broken, but it looked really bad. All Blaine asked was if he won.
For round two, Blaine was up against Justin from Hanover. Justin struck Blaine full force in the chest, taking off some of the force on Blaine’s jab to his shield. Both lances splinter. Blaine nearly gets completely thrown from the horse, but holds on at the last moment. He was furious when he got back to his side and said his side of his chest hurt. Blaine went back for round two. Justin went for Blaine’s chest, but Blaine moved and the lances crashed into each other, snapping. Blaine was struck with the lance and hung on for a moment before slipping from his horse. He was conscious and carried off in a stretcher.
Blaine was the one who gave Shane the sex talk.
Blaine likes that Reed and Shane are close but thinks that Shane could calm his craziness down a little.
He wants to be there when Shane reveals his sexuality to their parents.
Blaine and Shane are only 11 months apart.
Pre-puberty, Blaine was actually taller than Shane.
For National Brothers Week, Shane was clinging to Blaine like a sloth.
When all the boys got together to read scary stories to each other; Reed is in a horrid state of distress and clinging onto Shane who is clinging onto Blaine with one hand.
There was this one time, Blaine arrived home, and without warning, Shane came barreling at him and wrapped himself around him like a frightened little animal.So of course Blaine was a little freaked out and asked what happened, but the Shane was in a state of horrified shock and he was dragging Blaine back out the door and then when they were a safe distance from the house (which happened to be at Mr. Jones' ice cream parlor or thereabouts - halfway between the parlor and the park, actually), Shane started clinging to him again, whimpering. So Blaine tried to calm him down and ask what's wrong and Shane mumbled something Blaine couldn't really understand, and apparently, once he'd gotten Shane back to talking again, Shane said he'd accidentally seen their parents having at it in the house and he as a result was basically scarred for life now. Okay so then that was...you know, horrifying, but Blaine did his best to console Shane and tell him HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY that he was GOING TO GET PAST THIS, THE PAIN WILL SUBSIDE. Shane was kind of curled up at the corner of the ice cream parlor's booth and Blaine convinced him that he was going to be fine one day in the future and they will just have to never speak of this incident ever again and so forth. And then Blaine had to explain about the birds and the bees.... I mean, he knew Shane knew it already, it's just that he wanted it out there again, explaining that their parents just have...needs...you know, like regular people... Being the good big brother that he is, he just helped Shane through the...er....ordeal. XD Shane also did not want to be near mom or dad for the next two weeks, and Blaine looked after him.
Blaine and Shane had a dog once but it destroyed a beanbag because it'd seen a spider. Bart then said they weren't allowed a dog anymore. Shane insisted that it shared his sentiments and had the same reactions he did. He loved that dog.
On What He Likes Best About Shane
I guess it’s his optimism and stubbornness. He means well, and when he’s fixated on something, he’ll go after it single-mindedly. He falls along the way, once or twice, but Shane always gets back up. He’s incorrigible. He doesn’t give up—like he doesn’t know how. And when he wants to fix something, he’ll do whatever he could to do so. I can always count on him for that.
Stanton Fab Five
He liked Jude a little bit before Jude's death.
Favorite Memory Of Jude
My happiest memory of him… I don’t really have a particular favorite. I just know that…every time Jude gets behind his camera, he would be smiling. Because he’d be doing the thing he loved most, capturing endless moments and memories.
What Was Written On His Shoes
“Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! Hey Blaine! …HI! :D” - Shane
“I drew wings on your shoes so you can run like the wind too, hahaha, my drawings suck though. RUN FORREST RUN!!” - Erin
“Blaine, please don’t hurt us when you come back and you find your shoes like this—it was Shane’s idea. XD Hope you like your scribble shoes!” - Micah
“I’ll a photo of your scribble shoes when we’re all done so you can wash them out if you like, but we’re just messing with you! XD Hang in there!” - Jude.
Blaine never did wash out those shoes. :) He made sure to keep them in a clean spot and only wore them on the days he felt he needed a particular boost. :)
Blaine was the one who called the paramedics after Charlie's accident.
When someone asks what a loud noise was, he responds with "Blown fuse?"
According to Han, 'Teenage Dream' was played two hundred and sixty eight times before Kurt transferred.
In a school course where they all had to take care of something like a child, Blaine's was one of the only ones that survived.
When David’s afro caught fire in the Windsor kitchen accident, Blaine and Wes were the ones who got to shave the whole thing off.
One time, Blaine experimented with various types of hairgel and ended up with so much on his head that it took Wes and David two bottles of shampoo and two hours of scrubbing to help him get it all out of his hair. …at which point Wes pointed out that one of those things was practically superglue.
Because there’s always food in his room (thanks to the Twins and Windsor efforts), Blaine would invite David for study sessions in his room so Wes could keep an eye on them both and make sure they remember to eat. Wes ends up eating more than the both of them, however.
Dwight was the one who held Blaine's hands and told him about Shane's accident.
Blaine once was jumping on the arm of a sofa in Windsor and fell off. He sprained his wrist.
Charlie once walked into Windsor chaos, all the boys yelling, things flying everywhere, and wondered what was going on. Blaine calmly told him that Kurt made chocolate chip cake with marshmallow icing. Kurt had been stressed and he stress bakes.
If Reed were sexiled (kicked out of the room while Kurt and Blaine got it on), the Twins or Dwight would take him in and look after him. Dwight's done it before. The more awkward thing is if Shane officially comes to Dalton and it's Kurt who gets sexiled (far fetched as the idea may seem), and he and Blaine would have to awkwardly discuss how awkward it is that Blaine's brother and Kurt's bestie are going at it.
Wes said he'd marry Justin if he came with the Hogwarts Castle. Blaine agreed that he has a point but he wouldn't marry him.
For the longest time, Reed had problems organizing his closet by himself. When the boxes and boxes of stuff from his mom came in, he naturally had to sort them out--by designer, then by color. Considering how accident prone he is, that was not an easy feat to do, and he often gets helped - so to speak - by whoever Windsor was free at the time.
In the time when Blaine wasn't around, Reed pretty much gave up on getting any proper help from the other boys. Wes and David couldn't tell designers apart, and Charlie couldn't even tell the difference between casual pants and formal pants, so there goes that idea.
All the twins ever want to do was to play with the accessories and put on the clothes and reenact overdramatic scenes, so they weren't much help either. When Dwight was around, he just wanted to salt and purify everything. So when Reed became friends with Blaine, he at least had some decent help in sorting things out.
But it wasn't until Kurt when Reed actually properly arranged his entire closet within a day of shipment arrival.
He was sleeping soundly, and all the kids jumped him. He totally went crazy. He was used to these things and he totally fought back in the dark. He got free a little, managed to grab a lacrosse stick, whirled it around in the darkness, slammed it into David’s head.
The other boys panicked and switched on the lights and found Blaine against the wall, holding the lacrosse stick defensively and all white in the face. David was barely conscious. XD Anyway, they apologized for scaring him—Charlie calmed Blaine down and explained what was going on. Then they took David to the clinic and that’s where they had to have the initiation party. They had a good time too.
Haven Visiting Dalton
When the Hanover, Lancaster and Windsor boys were all watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, they were surrounded by an entire bulk shipment of candy. Blaine said, "This is actually the only way we can watch this movie," while chewing on a candy bar. Wes agreed, "Yeah, we can't watch it without candy, we get too hungry."
They will attempt to eat it all. And then they'll be sick. And Kurt and Merril will be left to deal with them. Haven then turned up, sat down and began to eat the candy. Sinclair immediately went for a pack of chocolate frogs. Clark said he loved the movie.
Raven grabbed a huge bar of milk chocolate and devours it like he'd been fighting dementors. Corey picked up chocolate-covered fruits which he said was his favorite, while Mikey grabbed whatever candy he could get his hands on.
The furnishings in the middle common were different, made of warm comfortable colors and material. There was a thick rug under the middle common, and only one bed looked in use.
Since it was surrounded by a study area heaped with books, pens, papers and a sleek laptop and had a corkboard full of Warblers' photos, Kurt assumed that this bed was Blaine's. The other dais had a bed, but it was pushed to the side and the space left was full of pillows large enough to sit in.
The middle dais, to Kurt's utter fascination, had been set up as a small theatre with a cinema screen.
Dressing In Drag
The boys were looking through old photos and were seriously arguing who looked the best in drag. "Look at your knees! You look like you've been kneeling in ashes!" "Screw you, man, my figure was better than yours!" "You don't even look good as a blonde! It takes charisma to pull that off!" " Your heels sucked!" "Excuse you, I looked like damn supermodel in those heels!" "You look like you needed some serious eyebrow threading." "At least I didn't have a five-o-clock shadow."
"Hey, I was Claudia freaking Schiffer in that dress. What do you call that shapeless sackcloth you were wearing?" "That was PRADA!" "Man, that was a bad lipstick color on you." "That was the only thing I could get!" "I think you'd've looked better in coral, really brings out your eyes." "Really?" And Kurt, the aforementioned victim of all this drag-ness, is pretending this isn't happening. "Look at this. You're not even sitting like a girl. You're sitting like a red-light district bang tail."
"I was the epitome of grace!!" "You need grace. Like prayers. Like before meals." They then organized a walk-off. Reed was happy to help while Kurt wasn't but the boys dragged them both off to dress them anyway. They all went to Dobry. 45 minutes later, they were all dressed up. Hope was standing on a big auditorium stage as the girls squeal in the audience.
"WELCOME TO THE DALTON ACADEMY WALK OFF!!" David opens the show. In full getup and wig and makeup. And a long silver evening gown. Katherine was laughing and screaming simultaneously. Charlie, in heels, follows after Wes, looking like he's way too big for that cornflower blue dress he's got on. Hope was falling all over Sydney, giggling.
And then Shane. Who's still in the wedding dress. Reed was laughing too hard to stand up as Shane struts down the runway, hamming it up. Kurt asked " ...why are you dating him again?" and Reed raises an eyebrow at him before gesturing to the runway. Blaine swirls into the runway and struts down it. Kurt: "......I retract my previous statement." Wes strolls in wearing a flowy, wavy dress and strutting along, and all the girls cheer because he's working it. Wes flashes everyone a pageant smile and blows kisses before strolling off.
The twins wore matching dresses. They were wearing that Zuhair Murad dress Miley Cyrus wore to the oscars. Satoru wore a red kimono dress covered in roses. David wore a sparkling blue and gray ball gown. Wes and Han were the finalists. Wes for pure fabulousness. Han for a disturbingly convincing costume of full sweet pink frilly loli dress complete with giant curly wig and ribbons. Lucy was very proud of that. With matching coat. And gloves. And socks. And baby pink platform shoes. And a ribbon. It was disturblingly convincing. He looked like Lucy.
He was wearing false eyelashes and sparkling eyeliner. Han had surprisingly nice legs in those socks. Lucy said he actually shaved them because she made him do it. Wes did get a crown when he won. He cried. And waved. The Dalton boys were laughing too hard to get up from their chairs. They were so proud of him. When Wes got changed back, he still wore his crown and pretended it wasn't there.
Joshua and Logan
He has seen Logan cry.
When he and Logan dated, they called each other Knave and Rabbit as pet-names.
Blaine and Joshua were roommates for awhile.
On Blaine’s first inter-school fencing match in Dalton, he stood for a while in an empty hall by himself, trying to prepare himself. Logan went to him, held him for a few moments, and then left. Blaine went on to win.
The best part of Logan and Blaine’s relationship was: It was the first time they connected with someone through music like that. So that was special.
Blaine has shown Logan pictures of Jude. Julian has also seem them.
Logan's been taking his distresses out on the fencing team. Apparently, slaughter is ongoing. Blaine's debating on taking him on just to diffuse him. Derek's just watching, eating chips, occasionally wincing.
The easiest way to make Blaine blush is to remind him of Kurt in a Cheerios outfit.
He got really worked up when Kurt told him that Karofsky kissed him.
Blaine's favorite thing about Kurt is his determination.
Blaine thinks that taking Kurt to Paris for their one year anniversary would be nice and Reed offered his house to them.
He says the most romantic thing he'll do for Kurt is ask him to marry him after college.
On Mother's Day, he and Kurt went to visit Kurt's mother's grave.
Though he didn't dress up in drag like the others boys, he did help distract Kurt long enough for the dorm to be ready. He then brought Kurt home to Burt and Carole to stay away from the madness.
Kurt and Blaine often keep their appointment for coffee at the Lima Bean, but on the rainy days that they can’t, they make coffee in Windsor, stay together in the Windsor common room or each other’s rooms, talking endlessly about Broadway, their future plans, and the places they want to see.
Kurt is Blaine's first and only priority when he's being harassed about cookies. As far as Blaine is concerned, they can war over the cookies all they want as long as they don't bug Kurt.
Kurt and Blaine sat watching a movie late into the night and Kurt fell asleep on Blaine's shoulder and they were like that til morning.
Blaine has properly adjusted his "prep" time in the mornings to coincide with Kurt's morning skin regime so they can go to class together.
Kurt always brings a coffee cup from the many many ones in his room in the mornings to Blaine's room.
Fur Elise was playing, and Kurt and Blaine were sitting together on the bench. Wes, David, Dwight and the twins were watching, saying how cute they looked. The twins then and tackled them. After a while, Kurt took out a bag of cookies and flung it out the door, everyone running out after it. Kurt then gave Blaine a cookie and they continued playing piano together.