Clark Aaron Sawyer

Official Facecasts: Alex Pettyfer or Armie Hammer

Full Name: Clark Aaron Sawyer
Goes By: Clark
Age in canon: 20 (presenting as 19)
Age as of 2015: 24 (presenting as 23)
From: USA
Brothers: Reed
Sisters: NIL

Clark Sawyer is very tall, he’s got wavy dark blond hair (like his mom) and dark blue eyes. He’s got the body performers have (you know, strong build for dancing to choreography and stunts—and for escaping fangirls.)

Clark was seventeen when he first got into Haven, his band. The five of them steadily grew to be pretty popular, especially after their first and second albums. Going to his third year as a musical artist, Haven was called upon to make a guest appearance in a TV show (it was a pre-teen/teen aimed show, one of the Nickelodeon kind, so you have an idea) with speaking lines and everything.

Out of the five of them, Clark really stood out as a rather good actor, and people started asking him to appear elsewhere. He made an appearance for a couple of episodes in another show, and then he got a rather small movie role. He continued to be more popular for his singing and his music, but he was getting good respect as an actor as well with his roles, and then Something Damaged called and apparently wanted him to appear there as well. He started as a guest but was well-received and became a regular eventually.

Possible Facecasts

Alex Pettyfer
Liam Hemsworth
Armie Hammer
Lincoln Lewis
Alexander Ludwig

Relevant Links

Levi Sawyer (Father)
Winston Davis (Step Father)
Reed Van Kamp (Step Brother)

School [His own and Dalton Academy]

General Facts

He finished schooling through distant studying.

For Dalton Prom, Raven wants to go as Jack Sparrow while Clark wants to be Prince Charming.

There will be a showdown of rock proportions. Haven vs. the Kings. The Kings are Dalton students. It was all Clay's idea. Clay's been going around recruiting. He's roped in Bailey, and the Windsors ganged up to make Dwight represent. Clay's still out terrorizing other houses for members. Hanover volunteered Danny and Jeff.

Reed Van Kamp

General Facts

Clark is Reed's step-brother.

He was at Dalton's Parent's Night for Reed {and hoped to see Julian, too}

He looks out for Reed too, in his detached way (he can’t actually be there since he’s always busy).

Clark doesn't know about the Reed/Shane situation and he'd be surpised but he'd support Reed.

If Clark ever saw Reeds Cheerios performance: He would laugh and think it was pretty cool.

Clark likes the idea of having a little brother.

For National Brothers Week, Clark went to see Reed.

Personal life

General Facts

Clark’s height is precise—he’s six feet, five inches tall.

Clark is likely to be straight. 

He would want to go out with someone who's not afraid to bungee jump.

He's saintly.

He is 22 as of 2013.

Clark doesn’t hurt anyone in spite of his size and build.

He’s very good at racing games

He likes singing even when he’s by himself.

“I don’t think you look for a soulmate. I think it’s something that’s preset—that person isn’t someone you choose. If that person is your soulmate…you’ll just know. You’ll feel it.”

Shane called Clark a "Big blonde giant"

Clark prints his letters.

He can play piano.

He loves it when a girl smiles, and sings to her to lull her to sleep.

There's something about the way Clark touches an instrument. It's very gentle, and easy, as though it were a part of him, using it to express the same way we use our hands to gesture or bodies to dance.

He spends hours plucking at strings or keys, just listening to the sound.

He likes people who clearly have a passion for what they do, who take pride in their work.

Clark wants someone he can share his passion for music with and one who won't mind the fact that he's always working either as actor or musician.

He now has a cat named Lily.

He used to have a pet jellyfish, but that's at home with his mom.

He swims.

He figure skates.

Clark isn't a virgin.

They found out Clark couldn't drink the hard way, when he had some alcohol and he ended up in a hospital.

He likes cheap candy, rather than anything fancy.

He prefers boxers, nothing or tight shorts.

Clark likes deep blue.

Clark prefers his potatoes mashed.

His favorite season is Summer.

Clark is very good at racing games.

Clark isn't ticklish.

Clark uses a shampoo that smells like heather - symbolic of protection.

Clark was thinking of getting a tattoo. Of angel wings. 

Clark is the type of boy who enjoys finding words he's always wanted to say in the books the he reads and loves.

He loves finding those words that are like the reflection of his very feelings.

He was around 14 when he lost his virginity.

Tattoo: Clark has a single winged sword, like the angel of eden, because he keeps the peace among them all--he watches over them.

Julian Larson

General Facts

He was at Dalton's Parent's Night for Reed {and hoped to see Julian, too}

Plays video games with Julian in the trailers.

To Clark, Something Damaged is also his family, and he looks after Julian too because while he’s friends with all of the cast, Julian sticks with him the most (while he’s not in school anyway).

Clark will sometimes fall asleep in Julian's trailer during breaks and Julian falls asleep in his trailer, too.

The cast told him that Julian could be his cat, the way he looks after him and from how Julian behaves, from what he tells them.

Adam once sent Clark a bloody note warning him to stay away from Julian.

That note Adam sent to Clark said, "You and your friends, but especially you."

Haven considers Julian part of their family as Julian sometimes jams with them.

Clark once saw Julian at a low-key party in a bar. It wasn't somewhere he expected Julian to be, and Clark himself wasn't supposed to be there. But Clark saw him kissing another guy.  Clark wasn't sure if he was drunk or not, but it didn't seem like it was. That's what made Clark suspicious of Julian's sexuality. Julian never saw him.

Nicest Thing Julian's Said To Him

(blinks, then smiles) The nicest thing Julian said to me…? Well… (considers) I think it’s… “I always end up getting looked after by you around here. Can I have you on speed dial now?” Since Julian was always such a loner… I thought it was nice that he seemed to rely on me.

About Julian

He likes to take care of people when they don’t notice. He’ll do it casually, like it was absolutely no big deal. He’ll be furious and deny to high hell if you point it out to him, but he does.

Julian's Impression Of Clark

Clark is definitely the person I’m closest to among all my friends back in LA, and I feel like I can tell him anything and everything and he won’t judge me for it. He’s really calm and easy to talk to and I find that really helps because I’m always so stressed out.

First Impression

The thing is…when he first came on set, all the others told me that he seemed kind of stand-offy and kept to himself, and because he was so famous, I guess I might have expected him to be. Even Cameron stayed clear of him, and he was the lead! (laughs)

He wasn’t supposed to be around for long in the series anyway. He would come on set, he wouldn’t have a script in hand but he knew all his lines already. He knew exactly what to do—didn’t waste a single movement. So I just figured, he just wanted to do things, get it done, and go.

Eventually he stayed, because he boosted ratings after a single episode and so his story was made into an arc of some kind. I actually properly met him—you know, outside of a scene—when I was running late and I saw him for the first time outside his trailer. He caught my attention and asked about the schedule (which had been going nuts all morning).

I told him, yes, I had a scene with him after Nathan and Marcie’s. Then he said something odd. Something about how he was glad. I asked him why, and he said it was because I was a better actor than everyone else, following Marcie and Donald, so it was worth his time.

Okay, sure, it was…kind of mean…but…he just told me out of nowhere for no reason that he thought I was a great actor so…he couldn’t have been all that bad? (laughs)

Family/Childhood

General Facts

His step-father is Winston Davis.

He's a 3rd or 4th cousin to Logan.

Clark’s the type who tries to look out for people when he can, especially when they’re friends or family (especially family).

His mom took such special pride in the fact that Clark loves music so much, so she encouraged him learning anything he wanted to learn.

He was in elementary school when his father died.

Clark was a sweet baby. He was small with pink cheeks and such big blue eyes that wondered at the big world. Mommy and daddy are naturally tall and so Clark was always looking up at them.

His hair wasn’t curly, but it grew kind of thick and fluffy. 

He's wanted a kitten, but his mom's allergic.

Baby Clark was a little bit of a bully. He was bigger than other babies. He wouldn't let other kids play with his toys, he hugged his toys possessively and huffed when people tried to take them from him.

The first song Clark ever wrote was titled "I Like Cake" which he sang when he was very little.

Clark was always scared of getting lost and holds very tightly onto the hand of whoever was with him.

Whenever Levi was away, he would make sure to contact his wife, and his wife would carry little Clark up to the screen.

Levi loved his son very much, and wants the best for him, always telling him to do more sports so he'll grow up tall and strong.

When his dad used to come home,  he spent most of his time with family, taking them to trips and having fun as much as they could.

When Levi used to come home, him and Clark would listen to music together.

He had a dog when he was younger.

GENERAL FAME

General Facts

He’s mainly a popstar.

“Well…before I was in Something Damaged, my band, Haven, we guest-starred in one of those teen shows in Nickelodeon, and that was actually where people started finding out I was okay with acting.”

On whether he wanted to leave it all and live a simple life: “I’ve had thoughts like this… (nods) …I figure…things could be simpler for me that way. But I’ve grown to like this life… Being a performer, seeing the smiles on everyone’s faces… :)”

The strangest thing a fan ever asked him to sign was a brand new guitar. He didn’t understand why someone would want him to stain it.

HAVEN

General Facts

Is in a band called Haven.

After Raven, he's got the most fans in Haven.

Clark sings lead on Haven whenever they do Boyce Avenue-esque (acoustic covers maybe?) songs.

When they tried to break into the business, Raven met Clark through the studio, and that was year 1 (the boyband year)

Clark Sawyer was the one Raven Woods met in a recording studio. They bonded immediately over their musical likes, and Raven heard Clark sing, and he immediately told his bandmates about it. They liked Clark immediately, and hoped he could join them. Clark was very happy to join them, since he liked being with people who enjoyed music the way he did.

The Haven boys always fear for girls who try to get Clark in bed. They think she's gonna get killed.

Raven walked up to the Haven boys and calmly told them they were booked for Tokyo and to start planning  before walking off. Michael blinked and picked up his phrase book, Sinclair shouted "Yessss! Japanese food!", Clark laughed, and Corey happily called his bank. Haven was taking their private jet, the jet ws Brightman manufactured. It's not a vacation, they would have to work while they were there. The last time they were in Tokyo, they wandered off then got mobbed.

Pulsar and Haven will both be at the VMA's (2012)

When Mikey was in hospital, all the boys were really nice to the staff. They would take pictures and sign autographs for the nurses and interns. And sometimes they'd go and visit patients who were their fans. Sometimes other industry people would come to visit Mikey. The pretty nurse at the station jumped about a foot when Pierre Bouvier popped up and asked where Collins was. Adam Levine and the rest of M5 went around the whole floor twice before they actually found the room.

Haven's going to make a guest appearance in iCarly. Sinclair plays Sam's cousin who was in jail for something to do with a metric ton of butter. When Sinclair and Sam see each other, they scream like crazy and Sam attacks him.

Haven will be on Big Time Rush in season 3. Haven and Big Time Rush will perform 'Cover Girl' together on BTR's show. It's a little different to their proper version as they made it a bit rockier.

While on set with Big Time Rush, the Haven boys started to tweet photos of them around the set. Raven tweeted a picture of nine sneakered feet lined up, and Sinclair tweeted the photo of him and Jenette with their arms around each other's shoulders, grinning. Sinclair tweeted "Heheheheh. We're up to something."

While on set with Big Time Rush, the Haven boys decided to have a pizza eating contest. Mikey had to sit out and be the judge, though he eats less than the other Haven members. And if they ran out of pizza, they had to keep eating other foods.  

The Haven boys always take their moms out on a "date" for Mothers Day. This year they're going to Corey's house. (2012)

They'd had an experience where in one of their autograph signing events, someone had actually gotten seriously injured. When they heard about it, they felt really bad and even went to the hospital to visit her.

They made the silly thing of joking at one point before having a performance in times square that whoever buys them pizza will get to see them free. Originally it was supposed to be in a music hall, but that was before THOUSANDS of pizza boxes came to their hotel. So...because of all the pizza...they held it in the middle of Times Square instead, shutting the place down, and making the entire thing free of charge. They ate what they could and gave it away to everyone else. People ate pizza as they watched them play.

They've done a project for The Trevor Project.

They like Fall Out Boy.

They have a lot of inspirations, but they derive from all possible trends accessible to them.

They're pretty much all single right now--not a lot of girls can withstand their schedules and the fact that there are a ton of other girl after them.

The boys were first originally without Clark--the other boys found each other through mutual friendships.

They're definitely not opposed to dating, it's the girl who'll have to deal with their crazy lives.

When the boys are by themselves in their "bro mansion" (they share a big one near a lake), they play.  

They all had to learn each others instruments in case something happened and someone needed to fill in.

They always seem to be feeding their fans when they come to hang out.

To wind down they play rock band and video games on the xbox or watch movies.

Fans have sent them condoms in rainbow colors. 

They've also gotten underwear thrown up on stage.

They consider their concerts a sanctuary where you can recharge on music and be yourself without fear. 

They all think Mila Jovovich is hot.

It took them 2-3 months and all their combined efforts, and Raven and Corey's classical knowledge but they as a group were able to play Canon Rock.

On every concert Haven does, they summon a fan or two onstage. Things can get pretty nuts out there. When Raven says the magic words, "I think we're going to need a little help...", the crowd roars because they know they're going to pick. They pick fans by security parting a way for them--they will go offstage and run around the crowd until they find someone. So if you want to get picked, you better be in standing room. Once Clark called up a girl and they sang Falling Slowly. 

Playgirl photosohot: It took serious negotiating to get Michael to go along with this... They shot Sinclair unbuttoning and getting out of the leather pants; Corey's body pressed against the glass walls of a shower with only some mist obscuring the whole thing; and Michael's was really more artistic, played well with shadows and light bouncing off his body. 

They're closeted nerds.

Their management finds it frustrating that "they don't think before doing something". 

Their new music video is underway. Band is set up in the middle of an abandoned, empty city intersection. And then people come running from the alleyways, the windows, the doors, everywhere. And at the crescendo, a storm happens and everyone gets drenched as they reach the band. The song ends and the sun comes out again, and every non-sentient thing is dripping in rainwater and the instruments are abandoned and everyone is gone again.

Their latest music video is one Raven and Sinclair came up with. "The concept's kind of like we're the heralds supposed to take you to a "better place" after the waste and destruction." "Like those...archangels or something. S'why we're all going to get inked some wings somewhere on each of us."

They're amazing to you guys, but their people always have problems with them. They can't just go visiting trampled fans, it could put them at risk for lawsuits with the parents. They can't just make concerts free, it costs money.

Ever since they switched labels and got to do what they liked best, they really just don't care, they just want to make music for people who liked hearing them. But it's troublesome for everyone else.

They leaked a short acoustic EP for absolutely free a full week before the actual release date? They got into serious trouble for that one. "THEY LEAKED IT THEMSELVES. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM," their management says.

That's one thing the band has been worried about. Their people keep telling them to be a little more "detached" from the fans. Because they have to look at the business aspect.

But when the boys say they're crazy about their fans, they mean it. They love being around them and being close to them. And their fans really like them because of their closeness to them and that they do it for music.

That album leak? Even when it went out a week later, people BOUGHT it to still support them even though it was available for free. Thousands of fans flock to their performances because of the chance that Haven might personally stop by and say hi. Their endorsement deals roll in.

They DO make a lot of money--so much money that the entire free concert in Times Square was paid by the band from their own earnings. 

Haven considers Julian part of their family as Julian sometimes jams with them.

Raven is cloest to Clark in the band.

Song titles: The postapocalyptic music video song is You're My Sun and the prison break song is Not Impossible.  The Blackwater original is (apart from the cover Waiting [Save Your Life]) the original song Distant Battles. The two first ones are both sung by Raven in lead. The third one is sung by Corey in lead.

Haven made a killing at the Billboard Music Awards. They performed a couple of their songs on stage. Later they were sitting at Adele's table, worshipping her. Their eyes are all big, they're clearly fanboying. Later, they were singing Glad You Came with the Wanted now. They were midly tipsy at that point.

They performed Marc Broussard's Blue Jeans at the after party.

At the Billboad Awards, they were nominated for: Top Duo/Group, Top Rock Album, Top Digital Song, and Top Streaming Song. They were nominated for Top Radio and Rock song, but didn't win.

Haven is going to be in Skins for an episode, so they'll have British accents. They sing and speak a bit. There's also sex.

Haven is having a huge go-kart track installed at their manor grounds.

'Blue Jeans' started to play: Raven started humping the mic stand, and Sinny's pants were falling down. Corey's hair was all over his face and Clark had his jeans unbuttoned. Mikey was just sitting at his drums licking his lips.

A video of Mikey came up on twitter. It's really cute, it's Mikey teaching people how to make blueberry pancakes. You can tell the Haven boys were the one who filmed it, because he's talking to them in the background. They're actually participants. The hands and arms that hold out pancake ingredients and cooking utensils are theirs. Mikey just takes it from them and narrates how to do it.

Haven maxed out the Shoreline Ampitheatre, which was over 25,000 fans.

Haven was being attacked by fangirls again. They just never learn. They thought they could walk around by wearing ratty normal clothes, hats and sunglasses and go to a mall. They're...working on the escape. As for the "ok" part, they're "relatively unharmed". So far. The crowning jewel of their stupidity for the day was when they went into a music store to see their CDs They wanted to "say hi to their babies" or something. But those CDs are their babies they said. They wanted to say hi they said. Before they went to various homes, they said. 

Haven drink the poison cocktails Jade makes, the rest of the time, they have beer.

The Haven boys got nominated for the VMA's. So to celebrate, they got tipsy and challenged each other to skinny dip. And casually lounged naked by the poolside between swims.

One of the songs on Haven's setlist is 'Ultraviolet - The Stuff Dylans'.

Clark is the second lead, sure, but he's not into singing the songs that are Raven's. That's always been their thing.

Their album doesn't come out for a couple of months.

Haven boys focus on the food entirely. And just talk.

Haven slept on the floor one night. The boys still fully clothed in performance clothes and stage makeup. Michael curled up on the carpet. Clark on the atrium floor. Sinclair has legs on the sofa but the rest of him is on the floor. He was on the couch and rolled off it. Corey has his head propped like a puppet by the fireplace. Raven facedown behind the potted plant of the living room. They were woken up by ice water being thrown at them - they jerked wildly awake, coughing and spluttering before going upstairs to sleep properly.

Mikey and Clark play Jenga together. Clark was winning six to nothing one day.

Haven was in Playgirl photoshoot. They were mostly unclothed. It took serious negotiating to get Michael to go along with it. Mikey's shots were at least the most artistic of the bunch, everyone else had more racy shots. Michael's was really more artistic. Played well with shadows and light bouncing off his body.There was one of Sinclair unbuttoning and getting out of the leather pants. And Corey's body pressed against the glass walls of a shower with only some mist obscuring the whole thing.

They were all fighting over the bacon snacks. ...and then they all fell in a heap.  See, this is what happens when you get five morons, put them in a band, give them lots of money and let them live in a house together. Corey fell down the stairs.

When all the boys are home, they can order up to 24 boxes of pizza to go through.

If Haven was on "I Get That A Lot": Haven is notorious for pretending to not be who they are. No one will ever fall for it.

One time at some award show, Haven made their entrance like Iron Man did with jet packs.

When Clark recently made a meal, he had Mikey on video chat the whole time to help him. Clark said, "I don't think it was good for Mr. Collins, he was laughing too hard at us."

Haven have a running bet going on about who gets shipped with Mikey the most in fics. 

The Haven boys are recording a segment for SNL; they're parodying Magic Mike. Their "official band" twitter said "Be sure to catch Haven at SNL for their Magic Mike parody and closing performance!" Corey said something about stripping down to a thong.They boys had gone to the gym to get pumped up for it.

There's a pic of five boys wearing nothing but jeans, backs to the camera, all of them with tattoos at the base of the nape of their necks.

Haven has a cheese grator in the shape of a rock guitar at their manor.

Clark was asleep in the limo with all the other boys and he's still cuddled to a plushie. (text from Mikey: Lookie.  [pic of Clark's towering form sprawled on the limo seat, sleeping, the plushie cuddled in his arm])

An interviewer asked Haven if any of them were seeing anyone special. Raven replied that they were, so the interviewer asked who. Sinclair told them that they were all dating Mikey. Michael sat there, resisting the urge to strangle them all. They say this with such serious expressions. Mikey wants the earth to open up and eat him alive.

Haven were involed in the VMA's 2012 - they presented, performed, pantsed Raven on the red carpet (He was wearing goldfish print boxers and ran off with the around his ankles.

One time when Haven was asked "If you were a girl, who would you date in the band?" and everyone squabbled because they wanted to date Mikey and Mikey was 100% done with the world. Poor thing was all, “I don’t wanna date any of you, you guys are all NUTS.” and then they be all like, “Yeah... but if you had to, it’d be me, right? ME?” Trending topic after that was #MikeyKeepingthePimpHandStrong. And then Mikey refused to leave his room.

New Music Video

They have a new music video--it's the length of a short film. It's currently in the works, and it's looking to be a whole lot more serious than their past exploits. The boys have agreed on one song, which speaks of overcoming past pains and hardships, and pushing forward for better things. The music video is set to take the boys' real background stories, and the difficulties they had back then, like a big flashback.

Clark's involvement will be tailored into the story as well. It's going to be a big production, and they're already casting people for certain roles to play. Celine Langdon will make an appearance as she IS Sinclair's real sister, and her brief appearance will involve her telling her brother that he'll be late for his shift at the bar.

This is following Sinclair's flashback about his father dying, and then having to support the family as the elder sibling. In the bar where Sinclair will work (which will be the exact same bar they met in long ago), Raven and Corey would also arrive.

Raven's background will entail going back to his real high school for the flashback scene, and being told by the teachers that he was only good at music, and not at academics, and that he wouldn't amount to anything if he only ever wanted to play and not take his studies seriously.

Corey's flashback is complicated and still needs ironing out, because it needs to be approved by both Mr. Eagles and Ms. Pearson, because his flashback involves the fighting at home, and ultimately the divorce of his parents, while he listened behind closed doors.

Clark's story would be tailored in as well, about being very young when he heard that his father had died in the war. Actual soldiers will be sent in to shoot the flashback. The rest of Clark's flashback involves having to help his mom through her grief and trying to reach his dreams as a singer, but having many doors slam in his face before it ever really happens.

While Sinclair and Clark are separated in the bar, Corey and Raven are meant to be sitting with each other talking, like those years ago. Mikey's story will come in the same way--as the boy who was slipped drugs by his friends and was left alone when it had adverse effects on him. Only then do the five boys come together, to help Mikey and call the paramedics.

Trolling Radio Stations

Haven sometimes troll radio stations. Raven once called up when the DJ asked people to call and sing a Haven song to win concert tickets, so Raven sang as the boys all gathered around him to help. The DJ said "Wow, you guys are great, bet you could give the band a run for their money" but then Sinclair started to laugh hysterically in the background.

The DJ then asked if they wanted to say hi to any of their friends, and Rave went and named the whole band. Mikey was laughing so hard his ribs were starting to hurt something awful, he was begging Raven to stop. After the boys hung up, their managers called the station and told them to please hold the contest again and pick other winners.

Trolling Radio Stations - Part 2

Once, they called up a radio station that was having a Haven Quiz going, so they started answering all the questions. It messed with people's heads because of the fact that clearly there were people in the background of the one talking... How the one talking was so sure of his answer like he was just answering an interview. And how when he answers the question, there would be an added anecdote from someone in the background, "That was ONE TIME! Damn, let it go!"

"Great town, they had the best sundaes ever!" "Although that one time I got hit in the face with a teddy bear from the audience should be the answer--" It took them about five answers when a female DJ finally asked them if they were really Haven or something. And very politely, Clark said yes, they are, we're sorry for interrupting the quiz. They trolled about three different stations before their managers begged them to stop. It comforted the Angels a lot too--they knew that if they were doing things like this again, they were feeling better.

iCarly Episode

Sinny and Sam screaming from the doorway at each other. And then Sam hurled herself into Sinclair and there was hurts and bruises all over. Sam beat him up a little. It's their way of saying hello. And then Sinny proceeds to clean the house of food while explaining his predicament. That he hadn't been around because he was doing time, and that he owes some people a lot of money. (in response, Sam empties her pockets of some change and a breath mint). (Sinny eats the mint, btw.)

And then he said he would pay that person with prize money he and his band would win in a battle of the bands, which the other dude's band is also participating in. But, as Sam points out, Sinny doesn't have a band. And Carly suggests that they look for people who can be in a band. Okay so Freddie asks if Sinclair can even play and instrument. And Sinny says he can play guitar, but the way he says it makes them think that he's all talk and no game. So they go and find him a guitar. He plays this really cool riff and they all seem impressed for the moment.

And so now they have to find him bandmembers. They broadcast on iCarly, but they didn't really get any auditioners. So they went around looking for someone, anyone who could potentially be part of the band. They find the boys of Haven one by one. Looking for someone musically inclined, they thought it was logical to find someone like that in a music store. They find the boy at the cashier, who is Raven, who is really mistrustful of the whole idea. They insist he sing for the group, and promise him a share of the cash prize. Raven agrees.

They look around a little longer and find Michael, who is tapping his pencils. Desperate for a drummer, they ask him to play for them. Michael refuses, since he's terrified of Sam, because she beat him up. In the end, Mikey had to say yes, because Sam threatened to further beat him up. Meanwhile, Sinny is wreaking havoc in Carly's place (designated rehearsal area), and was halfway through the fridge when Spencer tried to put a stop to it. It ends in some kind of wrestling battle between Sinny, Spencer, and Gibby, and the living room becomes a mess anyway.

Meanwhile, Carly, Sam, and Freddie are eating at a restaurant and commiserating over the fact that they can't find a bass player. The discussion turns to how many people around the area can actually play bass guitar and if it was even very hard to do, because they might have to do it themselves. They are answered by the cute waiter who brings them a pile of fries, and he explains about bass playing. They immediately ask him to join the band, and for once, they don't need to convince him--he seems willing to do some stuff in his free time.

So they return to Carly's place, which is a colossal mess but now, but at least everyone in it is eating. And they receive a very late applicant who had heard about the iCarly broadcast looking for bandmembers. Gibby at first balks at the idea, since he knows Clark and he said, "Aren't you a basketball player, though?" And Clark says he's always wanted to play in a rock band.

Sam tries to say that the band's all gathered up, but Sinny welcomes him in anyway And then they practice all together. They suck, they really suck. Which is, of course, a problem. There was no way they'd be ready in time, so Freddie suggests passing the elimination by making a music video. The band fakes being able to be good and the video is sent in. And then the guy who Sinny owes money to shows up angry.

He tells the group that they're fakes, and that if they don't show up for the finals and play live, they're going to take it out on EVERYBODY. So the band practices really hard and Carly sings a silly song with them to help them become more in tune with each other. In the battle of the bands final, Carly sings with Haven for the rockified version of this silly song, and the band wins.

At the end of the episode, they repeat performance for an iCarly broadcast, with Sam, going crazy on camera.

Fan Signing

Their security is keeping most of the horde at bay, but the barriers are groaning already. Unfortunately, their table is ringed by their Angels. And there are barricades and the security people are trying to keep everything calm.

A bra just hit Sinny in the face. They aren't really helping their cause. Mikey was carefully handing out little cupcakes, "I'm sorry the line is so long. Have you guys eaten?" They're telling him to step back from the barricades. Corey was in the middle of talking to the fan in front of him when he gets hit by a thong.

He bursts out laughing, "Oh my god, is this--!?" Raven was trying to hold in his laughing because he wasn't supposed to be straining himself. They're handling it like pros. Corey just set it aside and resumed talking to the fan. Clark saw sees a group waving frantically to him, points to himself "me?" gets up, receives candy flowers, "Thank you."

Raven is sending girls reeling because he's not allowed to talk loud, which means he has to lean to every single one to whisper in her ear to be heard. Sinclair gets up to wave to a group--gets pantsed by Corey. The Angels erupt into screaming and squealing and Sinclair just manages to save himself, laughing hysterically.

Sinclair was in commando. But he didn't show anything, Corey yanked down just enough. The boys are currently expiring in laughter as the Angels scream wildly around them and Sinclair makes a dramatic bow before sitting again. Yelling from some fans, "Clark, can we have your shirt?!?!" And Clark takes it off and throws it.

Corey receives a golden war-machine figure standing at twelve inches, and he crows in delight, hugging the fan who gave it. Michael gets a turtle-shaped cake from the next fan and he blushes to the color of his hair, looking pleased, thanking her.

Raven gets asked "Can you sing yet?" which he replies, "Can but only for a couple of hours each day." Corey says, "We sing for him lately." Sinclair whispers to the others, "They keep asking us to sing!" Clark: "Well Raven can't be singing in this level yet." Raven, "I can try if you want me to--"

Corey: "Forget it, save your voice for talking. You only get a couple of hours." Michael: "Well the promotions promised us to sing even just one song. "Raven: "I told you--" Corey: "Nah, I'll do it." Sinclair: "Okay, but what are we gonna--" Clark: "I have an idea." He then grabs them all into a huddle before they retreat to their instruments. Sinclair was on the mic for a moment, "Okay so, we promised a song, you get a song." The crowd cheered.

Sinclair: "But as you know, Raven isn't in top shape--" There was more screaming of "That's okay, Rave!! Get well soon!!" as Raven waves a bit. Corey: "So I hope you all don't mind if I lead this one time, ok?" The crowd cheers again. Clark nodded to Mikey, "Hit it." and they played Ultraviolet by The Stiff Dylans.

After they finished, Clark said it was his turn and they played Hedley's "Invincible". They went and sat down after that. After the fan signing, they had to get dressed and go to an album release party of Pulsars. Sinny's tweet: "Fan signing finished. Thank you guys! @ CelinePulsar , see you later! Red carpet showdown!" Celine's tweet: "At least wear underpants to the party, Sin."

Photoshoot

Raven's sunset-lit closeup with those eyes looking blue and gold as the shades rest in his hair. His leather pants are unbuttoned later in the video. There's a shot of him and those pants are strained right over his crotch area.The behind the scenes footage where you see them seducing the camera is more interesting. It's not that special, but at least the boys are moving in the video.

They come in on time and get ready to pose and all that--they get handed their respective sunglasses and you see them moving in front of the camera... Corey is wearing the clear frames and looking intently at the camera--his shots focus on his face and eyes except for the one slightly lower that has the glasses, and his lips slightly parted in the shot.

And then Michael is really sweet, he's the one moving really naturally and all. He used his mouth to pull at the temples so there's that shot of him with the temple tip in his lips and glancing away... Then Sinny comes in and he's smirking at the camera and they take shots while he's stripping off that black shirt and licking his lips like he's coming onto some girl or something as he does all that.

And then there's Clark who wasn't even wearing a shirt--he got outdoor shots like Raven did, and he looks like he's on fire or something with all that sunlight bouncing off him... And of course, leader Raven, who was doused wet with saltwater so his hair was sleek and wet save for the bangs during his super close ups and the ones with him looking at the sunset with blue and gold eyes...

He barely had to try with his shots, and then he looked at the camera filming him, smirked and winked and made a "come closer" gesture and mouthed "love you" Basically it's more fun when they move.

Sunglasses Photoshoot

Haven once did a sunglasses photoshoot. Raven had a sunset-lit closeup with those eyes looking blue and gold as the shades rest in his hair. His leather pants were unbuttoned. There's a shot of Raven and those pants are strained right over his crotch area. Which is probably why they were unbuttoned.

They come in on time and get ready to pose and all that--they get handed their respective sunglasses and you see them moving in front of the camera.

Corey is wearing the clear frames and looking intently at the camera--his shots focus on his face and eyes except for the one slightly lower that has the glasses, and his lips slightly parted in the shot. And then Michael is really sweet, he's the one moving really naturally and all. He used his mouth to pull at the temples so there's that shot of him with the temple tip in his lips and glancing away.

Then Sinny comes in and he's smirking at the camera and they take shots while he's stripping off that black shirt and licking his lips like he's coming onto some girl or something as he does all that.

And then there's Clark who wasn't even wearing a shirt--he got outdoor shots like Raven did, and he looks like he's on fire or something with all that sunlight bouncing off him.

And of course, leader Raven, who was doused wet with saltwater so his hair was sleek and wet save for the bangs during his super close ups and the ones with him looking at the sunset with blue and gold eyes. He barely had to try with his shots, and then he looked at the camera filming him, smirked and winked and made a "come closer" gesture and mouthed "love you."

Hospital and Recovery

Clark, Corey, and Sinny were hospitalized for some pretty serious flu (and Raven for vocal cord nodules). Their staff thinks they might have bacterial pneumonia complications. Corey, Sinny, and Clark passed the flu to each other since SOMEONE insisted on working in spite of not feeling so great.

The boys with flu are pretty solid on their own, they have a shot of proper recovery. They're better after a day, after lots of medication and decent rest. They're throwing angry bird plushies at each other. Corey's got the blue ones, Sinny's got the yellow ones, Clark is pitching black ones. They got better in a couple of days and sent home to their manor to rest.

When the boys all made it home from the hospital; Raven is not allowed to talk or make any sound or even mouth words for the next week. He can start using sound by next week, but gradually, and in very very soft tones. The boys seem to be relatively free of flu now--a few sniffles here and there, but they're ok.

Raven carried a whiteboard around and he has a signboard and a gong.The boys are trying to troll him because he can't have anything but liquid food for a while (they're eating yummy noms in front of him) Raven is just glaring at them as they devour heaps of pizza in front of him. They're wafting food smells at him. He's also got an iPad to type words out in.

Day With Lacey Pike

Haven had to babysit Lacey one day. Lacey braided Sinny's hair and he didn't seem to mind. Haven was waiting for her to finish the other braid and clip it with the ribbon.

Raven waited til she was done then snapped a pic before tweeting it with the caption "Went visiting. Sinny got all pretty for it."

Sinclair's tweet: "I told Corey a million times, Coral is not his color. [pic of Corey puckered up in cheap toy lipstick]"

Corey's tweet: "Love the Katy Perry look, Rave. [pic of Raven with sparkly eyeliner on]"

Lacey was treating them like dolls.

Corey's tweet was RTed by Katy Perry, who said "Love it."

Michael's tweet: "I don't think green eyeshadow is for you, Clarkie. [pic of Clark in eyeshadow]"

Clark's tweet: "Oh, that's just not right, you're too pretty, Mikey. [Pic of Mikey in falsies and mascara, blinking]"

Raven's tweet: "Evidently, I'm the hottest here. [Wearing a short fluffy cupcake dress like in toddlers and tiaras]"

Raven's tweet was RTed by everybody.

Corey's tweet: "I won the pageant. [in a tiara and a frilly princess dress, strutting]"

Sinclair's tweet: "I'm just so thankful to everybody! [pic of him "sobbing hysterically" in full makeup, holding Cam's golden globe]"

Michael's tweet: "Part of your woooorld~ [wearing long red ariel wig and a cheap satin mermaid "tail"]

Clark's tweet: "I want to see the lights! [wearing Lacey's Rapunzel wig, hanging over the upper landing of the loft]

Clark's next tweet: "Quick, call the tabloids ,it's a catfight. [shot of Raven and Corey fighting over the tiara]

Angels everywhere: What are they DOING???

By the way, Lacey's laughing so hard she can't breathe, she's gonna need a nebulizer soon.

"Dang it, Rave, look what you did! I broke a nail!!"

"You pulled my hair extensions out!"

Lacey's giving Raven another crown so they don't fight. She's laughing so hard she can't talk.

Sinclair's tweet: "Hey PulsarCeline, how do I look? [wearing a long blonde wig, imitating a pose of hers]"

Celine's tweet: "OMG I THOUGHT YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF ME.

Sinclair's tweet: "Dream on, sis, I'm hotter than you."

Raven's tweet: "What's up? [Jersey Shore Snooki look]"

Corey's tweet: "Aren't I pretty? [in eyeliner, falsies, sparkly makeup, and a big loli-esque lacy hairbow]"

Video Shoot

The paparazzi took some photos recently; Clark had angel wings on the back of his neck that stretch over his shoulders. Possibly not real tattoos. His hair was also a lot more blonde than usual. This was for a reform-like video shoot, where they filmed in a jail. It was prison-break theme. They weren't smiling, but smirking and giving intense stares at the cameras. He was topless for most of the video, and was in the shower scene at the beginning.

Each boy in a jail cell, tied down or restrained. And they one by one break themselves out of it. And the cell doors slide open for them. There are slow-mo closeups when they start straining against them. Lots of posters and graffiti on the walls. "Freak" "You can't" "Forbidden" "Impossible" "Loser" "Fear" "No" Those kinds of things. At first the boys are just languishing in the cells, looking lost and angry. And then finally when the guards trail their batons over the cell bars and leave, they get up and start fighting their chains and shackles. The boys brought their mothers along.

Mikey's Guests

Haven went to a benefit dinner one night. Well it was for a cause that was against drugs and such, and Mikey for the first time aired why it mattered so much to him. He talked about his experience. The flip side is, now those old friends are trying to get a hold of him again.

The same reason Chris (Colfer)'s classmates try to talk to him. "Remember all the fun we had?" "You threw tampons at me, that wasn't fun for me!" Unfortunately, Mikey isn't like Chris. Raven, Clark, Sinclair, and Corey are lurking furiously in the upper landing, because Mikey actually has those parasites in the living room. And he's talking to them.

Sinny's furious--why did he even let them in?! Corey and Raven are about to melt glass with their glaring, but they can't do anything because Mikey told them to stay put. Even Clark's not pleased about all this. Believe me, the boys are itching to make them hit the bricks, but Mikey served them food and is talking with them in the living room.

They're talking about how they thought Mikey didn't remember them anymore now that he's all famous. And they're all big fans of his. ...the other boys are seething. With rage. They all remember the first time they ever saw Mikey, clear as day. The people in the living room are all currently "reminiscing" about the "good times" they all had. Mikey's kind of just listening with big eyes and nodding.

The best part was when one of them said they always knew Mikey was talented and then all the others agreed. ...now they're talking about Mikey's career and all the celebs he meets, his concerts, performances, events, etc... That girl's sitting too close to him.

They're also really really hoping that they could hang out more now...with those other bandmembers too... Mikey finally asked them about that night in the bar. And they said that they were so trying to get to him, but then there were these really crazy people crowding around him and keeping them away from him. Especially these guys who were yelling at everyone?

For all they know they must've slipped him the bad stuff... And now the living room doors get kicked open and Clark wasn't able to keep Raven, Sinny, and Cor from storming in,. Raven says, "Which fucking guys keeping you away from him? Us?" then Sinclair joins in, "Yeah, do we look a little familiar to you?" when Corey continues with "Yeah, you might wanna look real hard way way back and maybe you'll get the hint."

Michael then gets up and tries to calm them down, but Sinclair pulls Mikey away and into Clark, telling him to stay where he was. Raven stormed up to one of the blonde guys and says "All right, asswipe. We were good, we sat there and we let Mikey talk. But you don't fucking get to gloss over leaving him for dead in that bar, you DON'T."

Corey is glaring with rage and says, "People in that bar kept a good five fucking feet away from us, there wasn't anybody who was trying to help me and Raven try to get him back apart from HIM," he points to Sinclair, "who called 911."

Sinclair then grabbed one of the boys and said, "Out. All of you. Get out of our hours, you stay the fuck away from Mikey!!" Raven then snarled, "If you so much as come within fifty yards of him again, we will not hesistate to beat your asses down to the ground, you got me?!" Mikey then protested but Sinclair butted in with "Oh no-- you've been too nice to these douchebags long enough, Mikey, we've had enough."

Clark stood there, saying nothing but keeping Mikey away from the furious bandmates. Corey then yelled, "Get out!! NOW!! All of you!!" and the guests ran out, security following. Raven then turned to Mikey and told him, "You don't come near them anymore, alright?! They nearly killed you, Mikey!"

Clark calmly added, "For 60 seconds, they actually did." then Mikey quiety said "I just... I know what they wanted. And I know what they did. I just...I thought I'd wait to hear why they left me." Sinny shook his head and said, "It ain't worth it, Mikey. They're not worth it." Mikey replied, "...I know that now... I mean... they can't even tell me the truth. That they just gave me that pill and left me there." Corey then hugged Mikey and said, "It's over, okay? We've got you now. They don't belong around you anymore."

Mikey's Mom

Michael was carefully fixing his tie and brushing his jacket off. He picked up a bouquet of flowers nearby and headed out to leave. Raven asked where he was going, and when Sinclair grinned at him, he turned bright red and told him to stop grinning like that at him.

Clark then asked where he was headed and Corey asked if he had a date. Then Michael said it was his mothers birthday. Raven asked if he was going by himself and Mikey replied, "...um...did you guys want to come?" and they all shouted yes. He said it was about time he introduced them to her so they all tore out after him.

Corey then stopped them and said none of them were dressed nicely so Clark told him to go with Mikey and they'd follow after they got changed. When they got to the cemetary, Clark held the other boys back a bit so Mikey could go first.

When Mikey knelt next to the grave, he smiled and put the flowers down, "Hi mommy... happy birthday. I'm sorry I haven't been by... I got a little busy... Our album is doing good... You doing okay...? Dad says hi... He's still back home working... He won't let me just...pay for things for him...you know how he is... You know my old friends came by to see me... I guess they don't feel all that sorry for doing what they did. I let them in to my house, I hope that doesn't make you angry... I just wanted to see if they had an explanation. ...actually I'm a little grateful. I got to meet better friends. Oh."

He looked behind him to the boys and they came over. Mikey continued, "Mom, these are the friends I keep telling you about. Guys...this is my mom." They all smiled and Sinclair spoke, "Don't worry about anything, Mrs. C. We've got Mikey. We'll look after him." Corey said, "Yeah, we'll take care of him for you." and Clark, "Though sometimes it's him that has to take care of us too." while he smiled and nudged Mikey, who looked embarrassed.

Raven knelt beside Mikey and said, "I'm sure you already know all about us, watching from up there so... Just wanted to thank you for letting us meet Michael. We know you watched him. Led him to us. He's a great kid. He'll be alright." "Yeah, we won't let you down." Sinclair promised. Mikey smiled at them then looked back at the grave, "Happy birthday, mom. I still want to win that grammy for you."

He then puts his fingers to his lips and lays his fingers on the gravestone, before he gets up, dusting his pants. "Well, if I remember right... Mom believes that birthdays mean lots of food... Let's go out. I'm buying." Clark then put his arm around him, "No, we are. We told your mom we've got you."

Corey smiled at the grave and said, "We'll have him home at a decent hour." Sinclair, "Thanks, Mrs. C." Raven grinned, "See you, Mrs. Collins." Mikey, "Bye, mom! I'll be back again." then they walked off, arms around each other, laughng.

Getting Mobbed

They were performing at this place--like this big theatre or something. Anyway, their pizza wasn't there. And they really REALLY wanted some food, and the person looking after them went to get it. But nooo Raven and Sinclair wanted it NOW so hey-why-not-let's-look-for-the-buffet and so they all did and they actually went around halls they didn't know about, got lost...and walked STRAIGHT in to the Haven Fanclub congregation.

They got swarmed immediately and they practically didn't HAVE to move, they were "carried" by the crowd to the front of the hall. And yes, shirts (and jeans) got torn. But Raven took charge. He actually asked people to please calm down or they would leave. He was so afraid someone would get trampled. Corey went around and actually looked after the girls who were crying because they nearly got trampled. Clark made sure that everyone was calm and ushered them around carefully so keep them from hurting each other.

Sinclair distracted most of them by playing the guitar up front, so the others can take control of the crowd a bit. Michael stopped and let them take lots of pictures of him to distract most of them too, allowing the others to help the hurt ones. They were really worried about people getting hurt.

One Direction

Haven got to hand out an award with One Direction at an awards show. They walked with them on the red carpet, sat at their table then handed out the award. Michael says people thought it would be cool cause they are both bands with five members. They then got to go on stage with One Direction and sing the chorus of 'What Makes You Beautiful' with them.

They did it all acapella because there was 10 of them. Haven kept asking One Direction to repeat things because of the accents, and they discussed what different things were in America vs. England. Niall and Mikey got along, though at one point they laughed so hard they knocked over their drinks again. At one point, Raven asked Harry, "...how did you get your hair to look like that?"

Growing Apart

Because of prolonged absence and all the trouble they've been getting into ,some publications spun some story about Haven having problems because there's a growing rift and the boys are preparing to split up. Although the first reporter to actually ask them that to their faces will be laughed out of the venue. Mikey wouldn't panic. In fact, he'll probably be the calmest. "...you don't really know us very well, do you, mister...?"

And the other boys will probably slam that reporter down. "Why would you ask Mikey that?! Have you no consideration?! No, don't listen to him, Mikey, here, have some pizza, we'll talk to him." "But I--" "No, no, go eat your pizza, shoo." And then they glower at the reporter and emphatically say NO, what tabloid reject pile did he get that info from?

Trolling The Fandom

Haven was all huddled around the laptop reading slash fics about themselves on Tumblr. Sinclair said, "...I don't think I'm that bendy..." Corey asked, "Why am I talking so politely in this one??" Clark said, "They're exaggerating with me, I think." Michael had his face shoved into the couch pillow he was hugging, "...why am I always being ganged up on...?"

Sinclair said, "DAMN that is a lot of fics. Have you seen our tags??" Corey replied, "I dunno, there's like ten things added in there everytime we refresh." Raven, "...These manips are seriously good." Sinclair, "Oh come on, Clarkie's way taller than that." Clark, "..Mikey bottoms a lot, I notice." in which Mikey mumbled incoherently into his pillow. Corey grinned and asked, "What was that, Mikey?"

Mikey replied, "They let me top when Julian Larson is in the fic. WHY IS HE EVEN IN THE FIC." Clark, "I guess because we're good friends." Raven, "I dunno, I think Julian would be the kind who's good in bed anyway." Sinny snorted and agreed. Raven, "Hey Clarkie, they got the size of that third leg of yours right." Clark, "GUYS!" in which Sinny fell off the couch laughing. Corey, "I'm dropping a hint on twitter, I wanna see what happens." Mikey looked up, "What?" Corey tweets: "That tumblr tag is so...educational. :D"

Tumblr spontaneously implodes. "THEY'RE IN THE TAG, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING." "GET OUT OF THERE, BOYS, SAVE YOURSELVES." "BRB PURGING MY BLOG" Raven, "We should get a fake account on this place." Sinclair agreed. Lots of panicked twitter replies of GET OUT OF THAT TAG and YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING and WHAT DID YOU SEE OHGODNO.

Sinclair grinned, "Quick, reblog some of the stuff on the official Haven tumblr." Raven, "I'll reblog some manips." Clark, "And that fic from awhile ago, that one was interesting." Raven, "Uh oh, the tag's filling up with panic." Mikey, "I don't know why they're so worried...I mean we're not mad or anything..." Raven, "Hey Sinny, I think you're the team slut--you get paired with people the most." Sinny, "YES! I was going for slut."

Corey laughed and shoved him. Corey, "I think Mikey gets gangbanged the most, though." Mikey, "That doesn't have to be said so graphically." Clark, "Why are you guys always in pain when it's me?" Raven, "The SIZE of you? I'd be surprised we're alive." Corey, "They really want us to get out of that tag... " One of the users ask, "What did you see?!?" Corey replies, "Smut. :)" PANIC ENSUES.

Sinclair tweets: "Due to popular demand, we'll take a photo in cross-dress for you." MORE PANIC--"CRAP, THEY FOUND THE KINKS LIST" Raven, "Let's read this fic, it's recommended on those list thingys like a million times." Corey, "What's PWP mean?" Sinny, "...so...basically it's just us banging each other during tours?" Raven, "Basically." Mikey, "...I don't think anyone can actually twist the way they're describing on that one."

Corey, "I keep feeling like we ought to be freaked out about all this...but we're just not." Raven, "I think we've become immune." Clark, "It's...very creative, really. " Mikey, "I'm...not really all that freaked out, I just...keep wondering why they have ones of me too..." When asked what their general opinion was, they replied" Raven, "Meh. If we really really had to, at least it's each other." Corey, "Yeah, it's not like we're hideous." Sinny, "Meh. Maybe." Clark, "I guess." Mikey, "...I trust them?"

They were asked if they ever thought about it before, which they replied: "Just with Clark, because we wondered if we'd actually die." Clark then covered his lap with a pillow which made them all laugh. Raven, "...so should we take a shot of us kissing, or--" which they all laughed at.

Jousting

All boys and some girls had a jousting competition. Everyone rode a horse, and used an eleven-foot log to try and knock off their opponents. Clark is jousting for House of Haven. He came in wearing a crown. He was the running favorite for Haven members. He's riding in on a white stallion. Clark was facing off against Patrick from Something Damaged.

When the flag dropped and the boys raced forward. Clark smashed his lance into Patrick which nearly sent him off his horse but he held on. Patrick managed to strike as well. When the flag dropped the second time, the boys raced forward again and Patrick drove his lance into Clark’s shoulder, the lance smashing with the force. Clark gasped in pain but drove his lance into Patrick and unseated him from his horse, sending him to the ground, making Clark the winner.

Clark was hissing and holding his shoulder when he made it back to his side, and Raven took his armor off and told him that he was bleeding. The strap had dug into his shoulder. After Cameron had his second round and dislocated his shoulder, Julian started to beg Clark not to joust again as he didn’t want to see any more of his friends get hurt.

But Clark said he had to keep going. In the second round, Clark was facing off against Jeff from Hanover. Clark’s lace drove into Jeff and sent him flying off his horse. Clark hurt his arm again as the straps embedded in his arm.

Winning Awards

Haven cried when they received their awards. The others kept it in well, but Mikey downright broke down onstage, Clark tried to hug him. Raven's voice broke when he tried to say "thank you speeches" Corey had to try and do it-- I dunno, I think what was going through Mikey's head was just "It's this. I survived because I was going to get here. I made it here."

Each of them were supposed to say something, but they lost Mikey right at the first award. It didn't help when they kept winning. They were kind of already in shreds with the first award, they were good for the rest of the night--but when they kept winning, the look of shock on their faces just kept getting WORSE AND WORSE. The other artists were laughing, because by the third one, their faces were like, "SHIT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!"

They weren't even smiling, just SHOCK. Everywhere. They had to be pushed out of their chairs. They were screaming like Halle Berry winning Best Actress by the third and fourth time. This certainly wasn't their first award, but every time they win something, they act like it's the first. I think maybe it's just they never expected to get there. Raven's acceptance speech: "And to all our Angels; our very special Angels, thank you for bringing us here, making us happy every day." "Without you, we wouldn't be here."

Sleeping Habits

Haven hasn't slept at all in...I don't know, a couple of days. They've resorted to sugar. That can't end well. They're working like maniacs on upcoming music video + album. Although some fans that met them for a quick signing during a red carpet event did mention that they looked and sounded tired. They were still really nice and signed things and took photos, but they just looked tired.

We're betting Mikey goes down first. He's double duty on Haven work and looking after his dad, although the Haven boys are trying to take a load off him. It's him or Raven at this point, since Raven literally doesn't stop. Followed by Sinny, who's in danger of burning through all the sugar first, and then close second with Corey who doesn't sleep, lastly Clark who would hang on long enough to make sure everything is running well before giving in.

They ARE spoiled. They've played around the rest of the time, so everything had been pushed to the limit, and now they've got all this work.

Acoustic Album

There was a special on TV about Haven, where they were recording songs for their acoustic album. Raven says "..we're definitely excited about it. I mean for starters we made sure each of us had a solo." Corey adds "Yeah, that was really important for us, we wanted to make sure that all of us get our bit of singing time..."

Mikey says "Yeah, we'll still play, but we each will get a song... We wrote the songs ourselves..." the camera then cut to Clark. who was standing in fron of a big glass recording booth window, holding a CD cover. "This is a mockup of our cover. Can you see the songs? Text's a litle tiny." He gestured to the booth where there was music playing, faint strains of it can be heard, and Sinclair is singing.

Clark says "Sinny's on right now... He's singing a song he wrote, it's this one..." he taps the CD. "He titled it "A Perfect Affliction." Sinny's song is about thinking he's about to go over the edge, and finding someone as his saving grace. Clark speaks again "This is my song..." He points, "I Flew To You."

He points again "And this one is Corey's song." and it's titled 'Midsummer Night." Corey's is about him having a dream that was so good he wanted it to be real--he met the perfect girl, she was like a fairy queen. And he wakes up and she's still there and he sings about her. The camera cuts to Mikey and Raven.

Mikey points to a line "This is my song... It's called Down the Road..." Mikey's song is a hopeful one about a pretty girl that he only looks at from afar and he's hoping to let her know his feelings. Raven then points "I didn't want one, since I sang so often, but they told me to, so... here's mine, it's To the Muse." Sinclair then says "I can't wait for the tour! I heard we're performing in Amsterdam!"

Getting Sinclair Home

When the boys were rehearsing and wanted Sinclair to go home to his girlfriend, Raven casually go up behind Sinclair and shove him over the edge of the stage. "OW!! What the hell--?!" Clark then yelled, "OH NO, SINNY'S HURT!!" while Corey yelled, "OH MY GOD, SINNY, ARE YOU OKAY?!" Raven claps a hand over Sinclair's mouth, saying in a dramatic tone, "Help~! Sinny's hurt!" Michael then yelled, "YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, SINNY!!"

Corey hugged him, "WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, BROTHER!! WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY!!" Sinclair sat there, wondering what the hell was going on. The staff ran over and Clark told them, "No, no, it's no good! He needs to ice that ankle down!" Raven preceeded to kick Sinclair's ankle which made him yell out. Corey used that to prove his point, "SEE?!?! HE'S IN SO MUCH PAIN!!" Michael, "Oh god, the HORROR!! WHAT IF HE CAN'T WALK?!"

Sinclair went to protest but Raven shoved him back down. Raven said, "He's groggy and incoherent! Call for the car, let's get him out of here!" while Clark yelled, "YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, SINNY, WE'VE GOT YOU!" Corey yelled, "WE'RE SENDING YOU BACK HOME NOW, SINNY! WE'LL GET YOU TO A DOCTOR!!" while Clark was trying to carry him. Michael called out, "THE CAR'S HERE! DON'T WORRY, SINNY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY!!" They then threw him into the black van, slammed the door and watched as he was driven home.

Getting Corey Home

When the boys wanted Corey to go home to his girlfriend: Sinclair grabbed the mic stand and walloped Corey in the back, knocking him offstage. Clark rushed over and asked if he was okay. When Corey started to yell at Sinclair, Raven yelled, "DON'T TALK, BUDDY, YOU COULD'VE INJURED YOUR SPINE! HAAAALP!! ACCIDENT!!" Michael grabbed Corey's hand and sobbed, "IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, COREY!! WE'VE CALLED 911! DON'T MOVE!" Sinclair said he blamed hiimself, that he should have been careful.

Complete wth exaggerated sobbing. Clark yelled, "IT'S NOT YOU, SINNY. COREY'S GONNA BE OKAY." Corey went to ask what they were doing, but Raven interrupted and basically told him to stop being stupi and go home to his girlfriend. Corey yelled at him and Raven then screamed that Corey couldn't feel his legs. Clark announced the paramedics had arrived, which was actually Pulsar in disguise.

Hallie told him sweetly, "Don't worry about a thing, we've got you." while Michael cried, "IS HE GOING TO BE OKAY?!" and Jade assured that he'd be fine. Raven yelled, "ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE--COREY'S HURT BUT HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY, HE'S TAKING A DAY OFF!" so Sinclair ran off to do just that. Clark assured Corey that they'd see him soon, all why Corey was covering his face, trying to keep a straight face. He was then taken home.

The Accident

They were standing on a very high stage and it caved in from under them. Along with instruments. And maybe a speaker or two. They were supposed to stage some kind of performance someplace. I guess the girders weren't secure. Or the floor was weak. Whatever. It couldn't handle their bouncing. They're all in the ward right now. They have the capability to groan, yell and argue, so they must be only partially incapacitated. They claim they are all fine and want to practice.

But according to the official press release, the members don't have any serious injuries, although three (Raven, Clark , and Corey) of them had mild concussions, and they were all brought to the hospital for treatment and observation. Raven got a concussion, bruises and his arm in a sling. Corey also got his arm in a sling and had a lot of bruises. Michael, although worried about the concert, hurt his leg and got cut from the cymbals. Sinclair hurt his knees and elbows.

Corey was freaking out that someone had to feed Billy. All the boys ended up wanting their pets with them while they stayed in hospital. The Something Damaged cast eventually called Clark and screamed at him over the phone ("We want you and Julian to stop giving us heart attacks so we can make it to next season!". Corey's mother had a freak out over the phone as well.

Convention

The Haven boys were at a convention, and they decided to wander off to look for food, without any of their security. They didn't think the fans would care as it was an animation, games and tv kind of convention, but the fangirls chased them until the boys locked themselves in a room.

Michael called for help and their manager swore but told them to stay put. Sinclair suggested thaty they cover Corey in body glitter and throw him out as a distraction. Corey then suggested they make Sinclair and Raven make out to appease the girls. Clark then grabs a metal rail and rams the handles shut. Clark then told the fangirls to go tell Julian that he couldn't meet him in Hall 3. The fangirls all run off to find Julian and Haven was saved.

Disney Concert

Haven dressed up to go to a Disney concert event. They're doing This is Halloween, after that is What's This. Raven's the most awesome rockified Jack Skellington ever. Corey's the mayor--in the dapper outfit and exaggeratedly tall top hat. He's wearing contacts--one green eye, and one blue eye. To simulate the madness. Sinclair's the one in the patchwork, it's been drawn all over his skin. He also dyed his hair red. Michael's the scientist--exposed brain and all. Very Hannibal,

Corey says. Clark's dressed like one of the kids--he's wearing a warlock hat. Their costume dept should get awards. They look great. It's various rock bands playing versions of Disney songs. Haven was determined to go because they said it was great practice for prom. They'll be the most energetic, but may not be the best. Corey only took the styling cue. He doesn't look like the mayor himself. Top hat, dandy clothes. And he turned the ribbon tag into a big red ruff. The This Is Halloween sounds like the Marilyn Manson version.

Getting Into The Business

In the beginning, they did everything to get to the "business". They sacrificed themselves and their image for the sake of getting an album out. But after time...they realized it wasn't worth it. They had to break away, or they wouldn't be themselves. They switched labels, they went back to what they wanted to do, they took a huge risk to change back.

They didn't know if their fans (who were used to seeing them all boybandy) would stick by them when they switched to back to their "band". But they did. And ever since the band just tried to take care of them as much as they did for them. Management is kind of looking too much into this. Even though Haven IS troublesome to keep around, they bring in INSANE amounts of profit because they look after their fans so well.

Fan Gifts

Haven spent all day eating the food their fans sent them. Clark was eating through the whole M&M's bag before Sinclair told him to stop. Mikey went for the iced cherries before Corey could. Raven: "See--we thought it would be really mean of us if we didn't eat through the stuff they took the time to send." Corey: "So we're gonna eat through all of it!"

Clark: "Well that and...we forgot dinner and breakfast--slept through it. Now we're making up for it." Sinclair went to get some M&M's but Clark had eaten all the red ones. Clark said he had a thing, like with skittles. Mikey was eating a meat pie when he said they could be stress eating.

Hanging Out At Dalton

When the Hanover, Lancaster and Windsor boys were all watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, they were surrounded by an entire bulk shipment of candy. Blaine said, "This is actually the only way we can watch this movie," while chewing on a candy bar. Wes agreed, "Yeah, we can't watch it without candy, we get too hungry." They will attempt to eat it all.

And then they'll be sick. And Kurt and Merril will be left to deal with them. Haven then turned up, sat down and began to eat the candy. Sinclair immediately went for a pack of chocolate frogs. Clark said he loved the movie. Raven grabbed a huge bar of milk chocolate and devours it like he'd been fighting dementors. Corey picked up chocolate-covered fruits which he said was his favorite, while Mikey grabbed whatever candy he could get his hands on.

Richest Rockstars

Haven made it to the list of Rolling Stone's richest rock stars. The photo of them in the magazine is them dressed up like kings and warlords. They were done up as Kings and Warlords. Raven, being the leader, was the one sitting on the throne, but the boys surrounded him and they were all wearing crowns and armor pieces and royal stuff.

But instead of weapons, they were holding guitar, bass and (in Mikey's case) twirling drumsticks. Mikey's drumsticks were gold with little jewels, and the boys' instruments were painted to look like weapons. Even the mic stand Raven was holding like a scepter. Their crowns were the traditional full crowns in heavy gold and jewels. The caption for them was Kings of the Uprising. Because they were were young, and new, but powerful.

Something Damaged

General Facts

Clark plays Matthew in 'Something Damaged', the jock who wants to be known for other things besides his athleticism. He studies very hard and is one of the few people to truly befriend Grant in the show.

To Clark, Something Damaged is also his family, and he looks after Julian too because while he’s friends with all of the cast, Julian sticks with him the most (while he’s not in school anyway).

He was really nervous when he was auditioning but they said he did okay.

He gets injured quite a bit on set since he likes to do his own stunts.

He's sang once or twice for some plot reason or another in Something Damaged.

If he were to kiss anyone in the cast besides Julian, he'd choose Marcie.

At some point, all the SD boys have been caught in states of undress for one reason or another.

Behind The Scenes

On the screen: time - 4:30am -- cameras are showing the SD cast waking up in their hotel rooms, looking groggy. Isabel plods by in a robe and a cup of coffee, she waves; it cuts to Cameron who's already inhaling his own coffee and looking at lines. Alicia runs by, hair wrapped up in a towel. Nathan, with bed hair, peeks out of his hotel room, blinks blearily and waves, then vanishes again. Natasha squeals and pushes at the camera as she ducks behind her door.

In Julian's room, Julian is STILL asleep, a music box lullaby BGM in effect. Clark is knocking at Julian's door, still groggy, "Wake up, J, come on!" Inside, Julian covers his head with a pillow and doesn't move. Clark knocks again, "Come on, J, up!" He laughs hoarsely a little and plods back to his room. Fast forward--the cast is shown trudging into hair and makeup, looking slightly more alive than they did earlier. Patrick is asleep in the makeup chair, his hair being blown out.

Cameron grabs one of the cameras "See that?" He aims it outside--to an insane amount of snow. "We're filming in that. THAT." He laughs. Marcie is huddled in her makeup chair wrapped in thick blankets, grumbling. Nathan peeks at the camera, grinning, whispers. "Not a snow person." He points at her, then laughs and vanishes.

Camera cuts to Julian, who is sneaking up behind Natasha, standing outside. He says "shh" to the camera--and proceeds to dive at her. They both hit the snow, Nathasha shrieking. Julian gets up and goes running--passes Clark and Cameron screaming "Run!! Run!!" The three of them run as Natasha flings snow at them, flushed and furious and covered in snow. Alicia is laughing, "Damn it, J! Now Tasha's got to go back to wardrobe!!"

Cut to the scene, where Clark and Nathan are half dressed, explaining the number of costume changes they'll have for today. Cut to outside, Julian, fully dressed get tackled into the snow by Patrick, the two of them laughing hysterically. Marcie stands at a safe distance from the snowbank, telling them to cut it out. Cameron and Isabel are shown looking at scripts and throwing lines at each other, wrapped very thickly in clothes.

Filming begins, and it becomes obvious in a succession of clips that it was one of those days for Cameron. "I--" He pauses "...I..." Isabel starts laughing and he throws snow at her. "Shut up!" But he's laughing. Isabel then laughs off camera "You can do it!" Julian also yells from a distance, "I need you to let me do this!" In the next scene, Cameron flubs his fifth line of the day. He then manages to knock over just about every prop on the table and then forgets his lines.

Marcie is falling off the table laughing. Patrick laughs and says "Yeah, we lost her. Come on, Cam!! Where's your head?!" Cameron replies "I'm defective in snow!" before Julian yells back, "My hotel, my rules!" Though in the next scene, it's Nathan who flubs his lines. Julian watches as Nathan's expression went blank, realizes the scene is lost, before encouraging him to speak. Nathan laughs and says "I can't--! I don't know the line, okay?!" Julian grinned and said "It's "Lisa's had her share of accidental accidents."" before Nathan replied sarcastically with, "Yes, thank you, J..."

Next clip was sudden--Clark walks into a glass door and cracks it. The cast ooh'ed in half horror, half laughter. Clark was holding the bridge of his nose while the crew fussed around him. "I'm fine! I'm okay!" He began to laugh. Isabel asked him if he is okay, and Clark waved it away, saying that he was fine, to do the scene one more time. Alicia laughs and says "Without the door this time, Clarkie!"

The scene cuts to a scene where Julian is supposed to be making out with Isabel, whose clothes were already being shed but wearing fur mittens. Julian stops abruptly as Isabel has he hands on his face, coughing in laughing. "Izzy!" "What?!" "You got fur in my mouth!" Which made everyone burst out laughing. "Sorry!" Isabel laughed.

Watching back home, Derek fell off the couch because he was laughing so hard, and Logan was covering his face while shaking with laughter.

In the meantime, Cameron flubbed his sixth linee, which had him banging his head on the dinner table. Clark called time out, while Marcie called out that it was a record. Cameron wondered what was wrong with him. Next clip showed a montage of every slip and fall the cast had that day. Patrick slipped the most out of the boys, but the girls and their heels were making it worse for the girls.

Hostage Situation (With Haven)

Once upon a time, a script reading for Blackwater was scheduled. In a show of camaraderie, Haven showed up with Corey, and Cam and Tasha went with Nathan. In a brief intermission, they all decided to hit a nearby supermarket to get snacks and hang out and talk. And the supermarket got held up. By a lot of armed people. And the police came quickly when all the handlers freaked out. And so now they and all the other shoppers are held hostage. Although once they found out they had tv/rock stars in the market, they decided to go for ransom.

So far media doesn't know who's in there, which is a blessing. The dudes in the mask have got all the important people sitting and pressed up to the chillers for the drinks near the back part of the store. At least they're all together. Sinclair wasn't scared at all. They'd been in there for three hours. Tasha's crying, though. Cameron's got her, though. They're planning on doing something, which I strongly discourage them from doing when their enemies have AKs. Rave, Cor, and Sinny are just not ready to take this sitting down.

Clark's talking to them. He's asking if they would let the civilians go. Because compared to them, they're not really worth anything. Nathan got taken to the bathroom. Mikey asked if they can please at least let the old people go. He was gesturing to an old lady that fell over, can he please help her. The armed men have the place locked up pretty tight. They don't actually have any explosives, but they told police they do, so they can't really do anything until SWAT comes. Nathan doesn't look much changed, but he's tapping his nail on the wall behind him.

Corey can read morse code, they're "talking". "Swat is outside." There's a tiny window in the bathroom, an officer sighted him. Guess that means help is on the way. Something called the two guys away, they're talking to another dude. Cameron looked at Nathan and mouthed "Swat?" and Nathan replied "Smoke bombs." Raven nodded to Cameron to grab Tasha, and Clark whispered "The smoke hits... we all get down.." Sinclair then asked Nathan if there was guns, and Nathan nodded.

Cameron eyed the exits and noted to the others they were to go that way, although they were worried if it was safe or not. Raven then said it was their only shot. A flash grenade exploded and they boys all got up and ran, scattering around the shelves. Guns went off and Sinclair and Corey hit the racks. Clark and Raven hid together amongst the ice-cream coolers. Nathan and Michael hid in the medicine racks. When Sinclair screamed at everyone to run, Cameron and Corey ran amongst the civilians and pulled them up with them.

They also helped Natasha who was crying. Sinclair ran and grabbed a little girl and her mother off the ground. As the smoke thickened and more gunshots ran out, the boys and the civilians began running outside. Tasha ran right into the SWAT's arms, followed closely by Michael. Sinclair came out the girl and her mother, followed by Raven and Clark who were pulling other people out with them.

Nathan came out, supporting Cameron who was limping, and Corey who dove out just before more shots were fired. Tasha had a shock blanket, but none of the boys wanted any. Cameron said there was no way he was getting snuffed in there because then no one would take care of Lacey and that wasn't happening in his book.

Rave, Cor and Sinny think they're too experienced in mayhem to fall in this one. Clarkie and Nathan are just too headstrong. Michael said he just wasn't scared. Because he's seen it before (the other side, he meant) and he knows he's not going back there for a while.

With Babies

Corey's twitter: "Our smallest fans yet?" [picture of the Haven boys looking after babies, Corey cuddling a baby girl in pink] They're on a charity concert for an organization that gives support and help to teen parents with no one to turn to.  They're playing with the kids. Sinny's photo has him getting tackled by three blonde toddlers. Clark's bouncing a blue-eyed boy.

The baby girl with Corey has green eyes. And black hair. (Corey's next tweet: "Isn't she pretty? She's like Sara Crewe!" [him cuddling baby girl pic] ) Corey's bouncing the little girl and is burbling at her.  He's burbling at her and nuzzling her and calling her a little princess. Little girl's with a single teen dad. She only knows how to say papa right now, so she's calling him papa. He's crazy happy. Raven is filming the whole thing. 

Haven's Hyper Night

When the boys were all pumped up, Mikey poured some water onto the drums then grins, unleashing a drum solo that sends water flying everywhere. Then he began to play Moves Like Jagger so Raven screamed in laughter and started to sing as the others played. Raven slides down onto his knees at the edge of the stage and sings directly at the girls in the audience.

When the song ended, Corey said, "I can't believe we actually get to do this for a living." Which Sinny replied, "You don't need a living, rich boy." Raven flopped next the speaker, absently picking up the violin, playing a little Sugar We're Going Down in string on it." Mikey asked whose turn it was and Clark offered to sing. Him and Raven then sang Secondhand Serenade's 'Vulnerable'. Then they relaxed for a bit before getting up and performing Dashboard Confessional's 'Hands Down'.

NY Photoshoot

For thie NY photoshoot, Corey's shirt was literally painted on. It's latex clothes. Black and silver latex. They're wearing skintight jeans and combat boots and then the latex. It's for a magazine. Sinny's got lowlights. It's...kind of a soldier thing. They're in all black and they've got a teeny bit of guyliner, and combat boots and gloves and army rifles. Oh, don't worry, their "weapons" are also their instruments.

There is one with Sinny singing a high note with his guitar, and Corey's is one with him glancing off, violin lowered, bow held in the other hand. Raven's is this really fiery thing where he's looking intently at the camera as he's at the mic. Mikey's this explosive scene with the drums. Clark's leaning back on a piano in the middle of a battlefield.

They made a BTS video: There's this shot of them all standing together, and the shot is of their mirror reflection. That group shot of them on instagram goes, "Ready for war. They're posing like the Expendables. 

[Haven] Getting High

The Haven boys once tweeted pictures of themselves with the caption "Me and the love of my life" which showed them hugging their instruments. Clark was pretending to be sleep curled up with his guitar.

He got drawn on when he was passed out as he was covered in sharpie marks and junk food wrappers. Michael drew very elaborate drawings of a city of lights on his left arm. The boys also drew penises and naked ladies on him. 

The boys had some 'special brownies' which Cameron supplied them with by sending them over. Cam just wanted to be supportive of his friends. He said something about the brownies helping them envision a post-apocalyptic vampire future better. After the photo was put up, the boys laughed at the replies then passed out.

[Haven] Pantsing

The Haven boys have a game where they sometimes try and found out if the others has gone commando and they pants them in front of everyone. If they get it wrong, there is punishments so they don't do it very often.

Clark was once pantsed in front of the Something Damaged cast. The reaction was good. Nathan and Patrick ran off, Izzy and Alicia were squealing and hiding their eyes, Natasha was in shock but grinned and said "Clark, hi!" Marcie dragged Natasha off laughing, trying not to look. Julian was covering his eyes with one hand, but was laughing.

#SaveTheCarrot

Someone once made a comment on a Haven video that said, "AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD KILL TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT???? (not like kill a person.. maybe a   spider or a carrot or something tiny and not harmful or able to fight back...... but still)" HavenVEVO replied to it. XD "Please don't kill the poor carrot. We'll give you tickets."

In addition they said, "If we give you tickets, will you let us meet the carrot you were planning to kill?" Trending #savethecarrot Then they gave the carrot it's own ticket as well.All of them tweeted #savethecarrot. I think the Angels must be wondering why the HELL they love these five lunatics to begin with.