Ethan Louis and Evan Luke Brightman
The perfectly identical twins have bright blond hair and penetrating ice blue eyes. They are two of the tallest boys in Windsor, with strong but flexible frames. Their features are sharp, almost catlike.
The Brightman twins are the Fred & George Weasley of Windsor House; their extremely large fortune enabling them to pull crazy antics at Dalton without fear of consequence and throw humongous parties elsewhere. They are fiercely loyal and protective of their House and friends.
Don't be fooled by their sweet appearance, because they're masters of mayhem. Nerf gun fight? They did it. Embedding a jawbreaker into a snowball? Them. Breaking into Stuart House so many times that Stuart House started using keycards? Their fault. Beneath their ultimate prankster facade, though, lies a genuinely good heart and an above-and-beyond loyalties.
The Brightman twins only differences are their favourite flavour of icecream, their flexibility and languages spoken. They sleep in the same bed and even shower together, and have never been seperated for longer than 14 minutes.
Also, they throw wicked parties.
Evan Luke Brightman
Ethan Louis Brightman
Full Name: Ethan Louis Brightman
Goes By: EvanAge in canon: 17
Age as of March 2014: 20 (Jun 8 1993)
From: (Assuming) Ohio, USA
School: Dalton Academy
Full Name: Evan Luke Brightman
Goes By: Evan
Age in canon: 17
Age as of March 2014: 20 (Jun 8 1993)
From: (Assuming) Ohio, USA
School: Dalton Academy
Ethan and Evan own a private jet that their parents designed.
Evan and Ethan own a black Persian cat named Soot.
They both have ice blue eyes.
If they like someone, they'll flood their room with flowers.
They are afraid that something will happen to the other if they separate.
The twins can't stand being apart from each other.
Their favorite song is Lobster Quadrille from Alice in Wonderland and will whistle or sing it sometimes.
Their favorite Nerf gun is the Nerf Vulcans.
Both of them prefer tea over coffee.
And of course, their favorite food is cookies.
They once left a whoopie cushion in Mr. Wright's seat at a dinner party which got them grounded for two weeks and got Logan in trouble.
They are around 6'3"
They always pick the fire type when playing Pokemon.
Their hobbies are, Toys. Pranks. Comic books. Airplanes. Paintball. Nerf guns. Bubble gum. Singing. And collecting Alice in Wonderland merchandise.
They wouldn't mind dating a guy. They don't see someone as a gender, they will like them for who they are. (Pansexual)
They make zero effort to differentiate themselves. They let everybody run around making guesses as to which one is actually Evan and Ethan. Even the teachers can’t really tell and it doesn’t matter who you call Evan or Ethan at a given time, the Tweedle will respond.
If they were in a relatioship, they would do romantic things, but they wouldn’t be normal. They'd be like a pair of extremely quirky boyfriends. Probably take the girl/s out to unusual things like catching fireflies, and bungee jumping, or dragging her out in the middle of the night to watch a movie being filmed. They don’t like normal very much.
Evan and Ethan learned to fence at the same time Logan did, but they didn't join the team.
They take care of each other and they’re well-coordinated, so not much accidents that really hurt them. If one twin gets a cut or something, the other would be the one to put a bandaid—and then put one on himself in the same spot.
They can fly a plane and if it was just the two of them on the plane, they'd be sane. But if they had people on board with them, they will mess with passengers heads like “WE’RE OUT OF FUEL! THE COCKPIT IS ON FIRE! BAIL OUT!” …you know, all the charming things that you want to hear when you’re thousands of feet in the air locked shut in a metal tube being flown by two demented teenagers.
They have trouble with the media because they’re incredibly, disgustingly rich and when you’re that level of rich and your parents stuff you into a secluded Ohio boarding school, people tend to wonder why and try to find out. The Tweedles have proven that they can climb and bounce off trees like ninjas.
They wouldn't mind dressing in Gaga costumes.
The last person they attacked when they were furious was picked up by cops at the side of the road. Said person was sleeping some tranquilizers off and was wearing nothing but socks and boxer shorts.
They own identical Luke Skywalker Empire Strikes Back lightsabers and full Jedi getups.
They're perfectly capable of killing someone with their bare hands.
CP on the saddest thing they've said to her: “…it’s not going to last forever. This happiness. The question is…how long do we have left?”
The Twins have identical white horses—Juno and Janus.
To them the biggest insult anyone could really tell them is, “It’s unnatural and you should be separated!”
Their favorite color is gold.
They have been known to be compared to Fred and George Weasley from the Harry Potter series, due to the pranks they play. They have also been compared to Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from the Ouran High School Host Club anime and manga series, due to their large fortune and ability to make use of it.
It is a little known fact that neither of them has ever slept alone before (as they prefer to share a bed) and they often dress in matching clothes when out of uniform. They have also freely stated that they would never date a girl who wasn't comfortable with being with both of them at the same time.
If they were to ever get tattoos, they'd want wings on the base of their necks.
The Tweedles always read the same books together.
They drive a Rolls Royce.
Tweedles really hate Logan's father.
They see nothing wrong in kissing each other.
Their favorite item is their copy of Alice in Wonderland from when they were kids.
They prefer earbuds over headphones.
They would love to date triplets.
They don't like Labor Day as it means Summer is over.
Their Nerf gun collection spans hundreds—they have every kind and many that are customized. (One time, they stormed in with heavily customized Steampunk style nerfs. That theme lasted a WEEK in Windsor.)
They don't have any made up languages as they can look at each other and have a conversation through that way.
They look ridiculous half the time with all the nerf and paintball guns—but those boys have an aim like you wouldn’t believe. They’re freaking surgeons with those guns.
The Twins like Marilyn Manson's version of This is Halloween.
For National Brothers Week, Evan and Ethan didn't let go of each other's hands.
On their first romantic kiss: They say they don't remember. But it was a talking flower, definitely. And it was back when they were young. They gave her flowers they yanked out of their mom's garden personally and gave her a kiss. They thought girls smelled nice and shared cookies.
They like kittens, especially ones like Soot who like cuddles.
They're very careful with Soot because they don't want to hurt him.
They gave Soot a little playground that he romps around in.
If they liked someone, theyd fill their room with plastic colored balls.
They shower together.
Their favorite season is winter.
One of their favorite movies is the Addams Family.
What they say is the easiest way to a sneak attack in a Nerf battle, "It’s easy to sneak up on people when they’re distracted with something else, like a book, or a magazine, or TV, or a cup of coffee. Then you just make sure you nail them at a place where there’s no cover and boom."
The thing is one twin might prefer what the other had previously wanted, and then the twin who actually wanted it would want something else instead.
Evan and Ethan were specifically made to be the opposite—the extremity on the other side, where they’re terribly co-dependent and almost a sole individual. Everyone in the House has a type of dysfunction or something a little off in the way they work, and for the twins, it’s that extreme co-dependency.
Their favorite Harry Potter book is the Order of the Phoenix.
Their longest time of pretending to be each other was a month.
They’ve had called-in pizza but never McDonalds.
They have yet to outgrow the matching phase. They have the same shirts, pullovers and pants, and they basically wear anything they feel like wearing (and it usually depends on the weather or occasion).
The Twins successfully fooled an entire cocktail party into thinking that the Brightmans only had one son, and they just saw him everywhere.
If they ever had unlimited access to all the whipped cream in the world, they’d fill the swimming pool in their mansion and have a massive party.
Their favorite candies are marshmallows and strawberry gushers.
If they have to write about different things, they both do the research together.
They do disagree sometimes, but it’s very very rare (you can count it in one hand), and it has never lasted long, and they are never serious disagreements. Evan says that disagreement between them feels strange, and alien, and it’s like being kept apart. Ethan agrees, saying it was like the link they have flickers, and they don’t like it when that happens.
They claim Snozzberries to be their favorite fruit as a joke.
You know how the twins make each other coffee or cocoa? (that scene in one ep where they make some and then swap cups?) When they were still little, they would put hats on each other, help each other put on gloves, and they don’t look at mirrors, because they just look at each other. They still do sometimes.
They don’t really “plan ahead”.
Their favorite flavors of slushees are the red and blue.
They regard April Fool's Day as a free for all pass to do insanity.
The Twins ended up playing with the string when learning to crochet but got an okay effort with a placemat.
They dress the same all the time on purpose.
If they were dating a girl, they'd either take turns holding her hand or each hold one.
If the Tweedles were locked in Walmart overnight, the staff would be unable to get back in the next morning, due to the massive fort the Tweedles would have made.
They have their own limo.
When given playdoh, they made a caterpillar out of clay balls.
They aren’t virgins.
They spend Christmas in San Diego.
They're interested in a lot of people, but it's really they call on whether they'll follow up on that interest or not. They seem to be preoccupied on their own adventures.
They have identical formula1-looking go-karts.
The twins were in a go-cart race against twins from another school - the Tweedles won. There were large holes in the hedges, making a straight line into a wall with a hole and shattered cart chassis.
If one of the twins were attacked with a permanant marker, both would bolt off and clean it off.
Most Embarressing Moment In Another Country
We were going to Canada, flying from France once and while waiting at the airport, we met a very nice talking flower who was very pretty and charming and we didn’t realize until two hours into chatting with her that she was Elodie Passelaigue. (facepalm)
All boys and some girls had a jousting competition. Everyone rode a horse, and used an eleven-foot log to try and knock off their opponents. The houses Windsor, Stuart, Hanover and Lancaster have agreed that whichever house "wins" will be served by all the other houses in a big cookout. Evan and Ethan are jousting for House of Windsor.
They dressed identically and fought each other. Neither boy was holding back on his brother, as they said if anyone was to hurt them, it’d be each other. When the flag dropped, they raced toward each other with single minded determination. Both boys struck the others shields and they nearly went flying off their horses.
Twin one was slumped over his horse, barely able to sit up, and Twin Two was grasping his arm and looking pained. They had wanted to give each other identical injuries but that hadn’t worked out. Twin One was struggling to breathe, and Twin Two was hissing in pain. Charlie had Twin One on his side and was telling him to keep calm. Logan was dealing with Twin Two on his side, and had a look at his shoulder. Logan told him that he could only go once more or his brother would end up dislocating his shoulder.
Charlie asked Twin One if he was okay to go again, and he nodded with determination. When the flag dropped again, they both raced forward and screamed out a battle cry and drove their lances full force into each other. Twin Two was thrown from his horse and hit the ground hard. Twin one slammed back on the horse was dragged a bit then hit the centre barricade before falling to the ground.
Logan and Kurt ran over to Twin One while Charlie ran to Twin Two. Twin Two was conscious, while Twin One made a murmur of pain. Blaine, with Charlie, assured Twin Two that his brother was okay, who said that was great. Two one was helped up but Logan and taken away.
The Twins have never actually been in a relationship of the Kurt and Blaine kind. It’s more like the Wes and Tabitha kind, and they were pretty spastic and sporadic throughout the “courting” phase and the “relationship” phase itself. The girl (or girls) probably couldn’t keep up with them and it ended up with them (all) breaking up.
But I think, considering how they treat their sister and how they see Talking Flowers in general, if the Twins ever did actually fall in love and had a relationship of the Klaine kind, they would be as crazy as they ever were during the courting, but they would also be fanatically loyal and devoted during the relationship itself.
CP on if the boys liked someone.
First, they’ll present themselves that charmingly creepy way of theirs, hand the person a nerf or paintball gun and invite a battle.
Following this, they will track down the person’s room and flood it with the coloured plastic balls as previously said.
Eventually flowers will pop up everywhere that person goes. I’m not kidding. I’m talking she/he (yes, even a he) goes into a classroom, flowers (with tag) are dangling from the door. She/he gets to the cafeteria and there’ll be a table there full of flowers. Locker. Flowers. Hallway. Flowers.
This will maybe last for the next three or so days—or they run out of room. It depends.
Person will probably have a couple dozen messages on the phone by then, all of them Alice quotes.
After the flowers thing, person can expect to be kidnapped at the dead of night to do something not usual but fun. Like breaking into the school pool (which for some reason would have lots of floating beach toys) and then they can prepare him/herself for a water pistol fight. Whoever wins gets to eat the biggest slice of cake afterward.
They just have this process, okay? I think the goal is to strategically drive the person crazy with illogical antics until he/she says yes.
They named their sister Audrey as the white rose that stands out from the others in Wonderland.
Both boys are taller than Audrey by a head.
They plan on going to go to Harvard and take over the family business.
They have a pair of cousins who are twins. They’re both girls, but younger so the Tweedles think of them as their protegees.
They have a property in England, which is really old and has things like hiddens rooms and passages. They weren't happy with just that so they got other things installed as well.
They only get sad at home. They love school and the people in it; their friends and their adventures which they don't have at home.
Growing up for them was very lonely so they looked forward to Audrey coming home to play with them.
They think that blue and white suit their sister best.
They take care of Adriana and Andrea and they both think they're awesome rolemodels for the girls.
They can tell the Double!A's apart and the Double!A's can tell the Tweedles apart.
Their entire fortune had been built from the ground up in the aircraft manufacturing industry.
As babies, the Twins made it evident that they do not want you to be holding them if they fling their soft toys at your face.
They were raised by nannies and Audrey. She’s the only one who can get them to do things they’d normally be opposed to (like get into stuffy clothes for some social event or something).
Having to watch their only and beloved deaf sister who is cracking under the weight of extremely heavy societal pressure be married off for business purposes (while they can’t do anything about it and were shipped off to boarding school so they couldn’t make trouble) is…stressful. Especially since their dream (which is for her to hear them sing) is already out of reach.
The twins sometimes finish each other's sign language sentences. Then they get really excited, they start signing like crazy to Audrey at the same time and she has to make them calm down.
Their favorite memory with Audrey: "They let us paint the walls of our room when they took down most of the mirrors! Audee painted the walls with us! :D We were a mess after, but she was happy to paint our room with us!"
When Evan and Ethan were babies, they screamed when they were taken from each other’s side. They loved soft toys the best and always shared.
They really don't like Oliver, their sister's fiance, because he's marrying her for the money and they suspect he's also got another girl in his sights. They've got Han working on it, too, and will act if they're suspicions are confirmed.
They're more often considered a single person at home and enjoy tricking housekeepers and guests.
The Tweedles were once outpranked by their father. (They turned his office into a Winter Wonderland once and he retaliated by turning their bedroom into Narnia under the Witch's Rule while they slept, complete with trees, a fake Mr. Tumnus and a lamppost
Colin knows the twins are pansexual. He seems perfectly alright about it. Either that, or it hasn't been discussed. Because when at home, the Twins seem most focused on each other's company.
They talk to her through sign language often, even if Audrey can read lips. They love to play around with her, and they used to draw pictures for her to tell her stories. They go crazy around her, they like being the center of her attention, and they love making her laugh.
They’re protective—this is why they get upset when they see so much pressure on Audrey becoming a “proper socialite”. The normal pressures alone are doubled, since the fact that she’s deaf is seen by their social circle as somewhat of a disadvantage on her part.
They once set a tree on fire because of something they got from Drew and Satoru. They claim it was a total acciddent.
If Kurt couldn't afford to stay at Dalton anymore, the twins would pay for him to stay.
Both of them know that Julian likes Logan but they won't say anything because Windsor is their place, and Stuart can work their own things out.
They both think that Kurt is pretty hot.
They have seen Logan cry.
Tweedles have been determined to have an Alice-themed school-event since they were freshmen.
Out of all the boys, they think Kurt is most date-able.
They wouldn't rule out dating Logan as long as he was sane and his attitude improved.
They have been responsible for several food fights.
When someone asks what a loud noise was, they responds with "Homework?"
They both know that Julian is bi and once hit on him.
They once hit on Reed because he was so small and adorable. They had to bribe him with professional acrylic paints to get him talking to them after being avoided for two weeks.
They hit on Blaine when he first came to Dalton, trying to get him to talk.
When the boys decided to dress up in drag to be Kurt's mothers on Mothers Day, they both wore pink floral print dresses which they borrowed from the Double!A's in Dobry. They were plotting this for days.
They often play with Reed's curls. They yank on the curls to watch them spring back. Reed pouts about it, but after the first few halfhearted swats, the Twins do stop.
Their play-weapon of choice are Nerf guns, and engage in near-weekly epic battles with each other and the other Windsor boys.
Both of them will give someone space for a couple of hours but will break down doors to make sure someone is okay.
They are very spoiled and don't clean up after themselves unless Charlie screams at them too.
They went to Lionscourt Middle School with Logan.
The twins have watched 'Something Damaged' and are okay with Julian.
Even though they take two different languages (Ethan for Asian, Evan for Europeon), they both attend the class but the other will slump down and be bored.
They know Julian’s love of rain. They’ve seen him standing quietly in it a couple of times. The first time, they stood over him holding an umbrella, but Julian just shook his head and they stood to the side for a while, watching and contemplating, I suppose. After that, they left him to it.
If they were to date someone from Hanover, they would date Merril.
If they were to date a Windsor boy, they would date Kurt.
When playing the Hunger Games: The Twins don’t participate in these games unless the “two tributes from the same district can win” rule is instated by the boys, and even then, not often. Also, with the exception of the few times the Twins participate, Dwight Houston holds distinction of being undefeated in the games.
The Tweedles are the most powerful students in the school.
From the beginning, they’ve seen Charlie as an older-brother kind of figure so they’ve never hit on him.
The Brightman twins have hit on Isaac (Day student) before. Isaac had been helping Reed when the smaller boy had tripped and his lunch went flying. Isaac caught the tray and next thing he knew, the twins were smiling at him and telling him "We like you, we think we'll keep you around!"
They once painted huge blue and red streaks over the Day students lockers. It looked dry but when it was touched, students got paint on their hands. It took a lot of dry cleaning to get everything alright again.
Ethan is the one who prepares the uniforms, laying them out, in the morning. Evan is the one who gets their things ready in the morning.
Evan and Ethan supersoaked Julian once or twice. He was a good sport about it - looked mad and strode off, then came back with a garden hose. That's how they found out he likes the rain. They gave him a big hug for being a good sport.
The twins say Julian's not bad for a Stuart.
Dwight often shares break-in techniques with the twins.
On pet day, the Twins brought along Soot, and kept waving around a little cat toy.
Apart from Blaine, the twins are the only ones who know about Dwights past and Alan.
Early on when they just started at Dalton, they jumped someone and walloped him with Nerf bats because they thought he was going to attack them for filling his room with colored plastic balls.
When playing video games at the same time, they’re unbeatable. No other Dalton student has beaten them when they tag-team. Blaine and Shane came close once. But they got pummeled anyway.
The reason the Tweedles are so attached to Kurt is because they had managed to “collect” the other characters, but they have yet to find an Alice (when Blaine came, it wasn’t him, and when Dwight came, it wasn’t him either). Kurt is their long-awaited “Alice”.
They once stole the bronze Herman’s Hammer from inside the Founders Museum vault to see if they could actually do it. They put it back though.
They think of Logan as a 'friendly enemy'.
Charlie has a three page list of things the twins aren't supposed to have. This includes duct-tape after an incident with a rowboat and pipeworks.
They believe that they get all their energy from Kurt's cookies.
They wore bloody costumes and Jason masks on Friday the 13th to scare Dwight. They also crammed his bedroom with Weeping Angels statues.
They once dumped somebody on the sidewalk in nothing but his underwear for making Reed cry.
They were two of most worried about Logan during Hell Night (when he was drugged up). They just couldn't help themselves.
They want to play Wonderland croque with Sonic, but Julian won't let them near him.
According to David, if you go to the third mirror panel on the north wall of the Twins’ bedroom, there’s a slide that drops you down into the middle of a huge ball pit.
There room has a lush white couch, a glass coffee table, with a large television screen. The beds are well-kept antique four posters with sheer drapes.
The Twins knew that Merril and Reed were not their “Alice”. They have some kind of specific criteria or something, but they knew for a fact that those two were not “Alice”. They had been looking for Alice for a long time. And when Kurt arrived, I guess he fulfilled whatever it was they were looking for. And he became Alice.
Have broken into Stuart approximately nine and a half times
They tried to pour itching powder in Logan's jockstrap once, but it failed.
If they were to date a Stuart, they would date Logan for a challenge, or Julian to have fun.
Handed out Every-Flavored-Beans on their first day of school.
One time, the Twins scared a senior out of his wits by appearing before him randomly in “The Shining” style. They got everyone to play along, pretending they couldn’t see them. This was the twins’ freshman year. The “elevator of blood” thing was a nice touch. He [The senior] commented about Ms. Medel’s butt. They didn’t like that.
The Brightman boys even target the Day students.
Record holder for most number of teachers harassed with April Fools pranks belongs to the Brightman twins, freshman year, with a hit count of three screaming teachers, two fainted and one sent to infirmary.
On why they never went for Logan: He was a cousin of theirs, distantly, so that may be a stop-factor if they ever did have an inkling.
The Tweedles are banned from having Duct Tape after an incident with a rowboat and the pipeworks. They are also not allowed to talk about what happened without their lawyers present.
There was once an incident involving sawdust and iguanas. No one wants to talk about it.
Regarding Rockband, the mop and Markie (Tamerlanes duck): David had to clean the mop and Wes had to repair the guitar. The Tweedles were positive it wasn't going to hit the chandelier. Charlie was close to calling animal protection. Reed says that the good thing was that they beat their Rockband record. Then the drums caught fire.
Windsor has a giant slide outside their house, courtesy of the twins. They put it up right next to the pool.
The Tweedles have a layered treehouse, complete with any rooms and stairs.
The twins somehow managed to get sharks into Windsor, flooding the floor.
Twins'd never be slushied if they transfered to McKinley. They don't take kindly to bullies, and they are always armed. They're very swift. They'd know it was coming and duck/jump apart for a bit. "Of course you realize, this means war." And then McKinley is subjected to pandemonium.
They said that if they couldn't have Kurt, or Reed, or Blaine, then they'd go for Han, Merril, Jeff, Colby, or Danny.
The twins won't go for Riley because they don't play with that kind of fire. They say that although he's very talented, he's too powerful. They aren't intimidated by him, they treat him like any other prefect leader.
Evan, Ethan, Wes, and David set up a 6 foot jenga stack to play with.
Charlie's had to deal with a lot of people complaining about the twins hitting on their partners.
The twins like scaring Dwight best because it's easy. "His tenacity makes it interesting." "It makes us more creative."
Because of his upcoming graduation, Charlie has been tormented by the Tweedles. Evan states, "We're trying to cram as much migraine into Charlie as possible." He's been waking up to horror every day for the past five days - and the twins have been threatened to death fifteen times. The twins say they are targetting nearly all seniors but paying special attention to Charlie because he's their prefect and needs the most attention.
When the twins were talking about everyone helping to rebuild the school, Ethan said that Julian was yet to come help but Evan stated, "But we suppose he can wander off a little. Cats do." and that they're both confident he'll be back.
What Happened When They Were Split Up
One of the teachers thought it was ridiculous that the Twins should be given so much leeway in being together all the time, especially in classes and things. So he openly suggested separating the Brightmans in his classroom.
Day one: Classroom door becomes jammed with no way to open it. No one could come to class. Door had to be broken down. It would appear that someone had destroyed the lock in such a way that it couldn’t be opened unless the entire thing was taken apart.
Day 2: Teacher walks in to find all the classroom being fumigated. Apparently someone complained of seeing some kind of insect infestation. Whatever it was, no one could come in.
Day 3: Teacher falls down school steps owing to an unfortunately-placed school project comprised of marbles. Ankle twisted. Can’t come to class.
Day 4: Teacher finds the art club in his classroom. Apparently, someone had made a scheduling mistake in the office and thought that he had cancelled class that day in favor of resting his foot, so the art club was using the room to make giant signs for a school event.
Day 5: Potted plant narrowly misses teacher as it falls from one of the ledges above. It lands in front of him in pieces. Hits his foot though, so ouch—another day of rest.
Day 6: White flag raised. The Brightmans can stay together.
Under a week. Really very impressive. And they didn’t even have class that whole time! No one actually had any proof whatsoever that it was the Brightmans doing it. No one ever caught anyone doing anything questionable and all the alibis seem to check out, and the “accidents” were legit.
But everyone knew what was happening.
Wes about the twins' longest seperation.
Official record was fourteen minutes. And that was forced. We were in a big crowd and we lost Ethan somewhere. We thought Evan was going to go ballistic after the tenth minute.
He and Ethan must have some kind of radar in there because at some point, he just started running towards a particular direction and there Ethan was.
When the current seniors grabbed the then newbie Tweedles for the initiation, the twins fought and struggled like crazy, but never more so when they made the mistake of pulling the twins apart.
It actually got Charlie a little scared because it was all very dark, and the Tweedles were clearly scared and thought they were being kidnapped, and each twin was going really really crazy, calling for the other one in the dark. Charlie nearly made everyone let them go—they were going into hysterics! They looked badly scared when everyone made it outside and dropped them onto the grass, and the first thing they did was grab each other checking for injuries.
And then they realized that it was all okay and just a big prank. Of course afterward, they realized that pranks were tolerated, almost encouraged in Windsor, so they decided to pour all their energies into hitting each and every single person in the House in retaliation.
Charlie On The Twins' Initiation
Messy… It had been messy. It involved screaming. I think maybe they didn’t see it coming—it was their first twenty-four hours and they sufficiently made enough trouble for them to think that they’d be left alone a bit… But me and the other boys—a gang of up crept up to them while they were asleep.
One group grabbed Evan, the other grabbed Ethan—and they fought us like you wouldn’t believe! (laughing hard) It was almost too overdramatic—they got really scared, but mainly for the other twin’s sake. Evan kept screaming for Ethan and vice versa—they really thought they were going to get kidnapped and killed or something. :D
When we finally dropped them by the campfire they look scared to death! (laughing harder now) Awesome initiation, honestly, and at the same time we got them back for all the trouble they caused on the first day.
Of course they were pretty quiet for a while after that—but it was just the calm before the storm. Once they found out that those kind of antics were tolerated, they cut loose. :D
CP on Logan and the twins' "friendship"
The Twins don’t hate Logan because they’ve known him the longest. They went to the same Junior High with him. The thing is, the three DO get along. The Twins were the first people to take Logan for who he was and befriend him—and unlike people who swarmed up to Logan in Junior High, they didn’t befriend him because of his father’s influence. And they were the first people to ever protect Logan from his father.
In their freshman year at Dalton, they were sent to Windsor, and Logan was sent to Stuart. They became distant. That happens to friends often. They talked once in a while, in the halls, and weren’t really close anymore—and they didn’t actually start really talking again until the events following the issue with Blaine. Hence Logan’s comment in one of the episodes, “We were ever civil?” I think he and the Twins took it that when high school happened, things changed.
But from what you’ve seen in the season so far—the Twins go out of their way to keep him out of the line of fire now and again, and show him exceptions (like how they backed off when they heard Logan really was in love with Kurt and not just in it to mess Blaine up.)
CP on why meeting Kurt was good for them.
It think it drove the point home about the fact that you honestly cannot always get what you want. In lots of things, and not just financially, although that is certainly one of them. Growing up, for maybe 3-4 years, the twins didn't even know what money was. They thought that if you wanted something, you point to it and they gave it to you.
And if you make enough of a nuisance of yourself, people will just let you have your way. Sure, in some ways, their mindset was helpful--the idea that Kurt might not have been totally loved and cared for and have every opportunity to reach his dreams never even CROSSED their minds. They had every conviction that everybody was meant to like him and that he would get to where he wanted to go.
While that was good, it also didn't leave any room for the realization that Kurt's life wasn't nearly as easy. They had to learn from Blaine about what really happened. Maybe that's also why they were very protective now over their friends--because they're determined to make sure that things went the right way for as many people as possible. I think we're a little fortunate that the Twins didn't turn evil either.
It would've been very easy for them to turn out petty and shallow with the way they were so spoiled (and...they kinda still are not at all serious). But they could've used the many resources at their disposal for less-than-commendable reasons. Andrea and Adriana become rather dangerous and vindictive--they were little bullies during elementary school and a little into middle school, but their older twin cousins reined them in, mainly because they were the only two powerful enough to do so.
At least, we can rest assured that the Twins' use of the Brightman resources fall for their benefit and the benefit of their friends.
Dobry Prom Dates
So there was one time at the height of civil war between Stuart and Windsor when there was an unofficial contest between the boys about getting girls to come to one of the school events. Windsor had the Twins, Wes, and David to do all the talking for them, so they were pretty confident about their chances.
But Stuart House had Derek, and, as anyone knew, that was the equivalent of bringing a gun to a knife fight. There was a tally - yes, there was an official tally - where a bowl of blue stars designated how many girls the Windsors were able to invite and red stars that indicated how many the Stuarts were able to.
So for about two weeks, Dobry Hall was raided by Dalton boys. And the day before the dance, Windsor was confident that they had roped in thirty five girls. And then Stuart presented their rake, half of which was Derek's alone. They hit the forty mark without issue. Which would've signaled the end of the entire shebang... ...had Jeff not returned from vacation and presented Hanover with sixty eight stars.
So. Contest over. Nick states that while the rest of the boys went through Dobry for the girls, Jeff went around the rest of the schools in the area. Pretty smart, actually. Apparently Jeff went to the different schools with flyers about the dance, just being helpful as usual ...and they all just said YES.
Dressing in Drag
The boys were looking through old photos and were seriously arguing who looked the best in drag. "Look at your knees! You look like you've been kneeling in ashes!" "Screw you, man, my figure was better than yours!" "You don't even look good as a blonde! It takes charisma to pull that off!" " Your heels sucked!" "Excuse you, I looked like damn supermodel in those heels!" "You look like you needed some serious eyebrow threading." "At least I didn't have a five-o-clock shadow."
"Hey, I was Claudia freaking Schiffer in that dress. What do you call that shapeless sackcloth you were wearing?" "That was PRADA!" "Man, that was a bad lipstick color on you." "That was the only thing I could get!" "I think you'd've looked better in coral, really brings out your eyes." "Really?" And Kurt, the aforementioned victim of all this drag-ness, is pretending this isn't happening. "Look at this. You're not even sitting like a girl. You're sitting like a red-light district bang tail."
"I was the epitome of grace!!" "You need grace. Like prayers. Like before meals." They then organized a walk-off. Reed was happy to help while Kurt wasn't but the boys dragged them both off to dress them anyway. They all went to Dobry. 45 minutes later, they were all dressed up. Hope was standing on a big auditorium stage as the girls squeal in the audience.
"WELCOME TO THE DALTON ACADEMY WALK OFF!!" David opens the show. In full getup and wig and makeup. And a long silver evening gown. Katherine was laughing and screaming simultaneously. Charlie, in heels, follows after Wes, looking like he's way too big for that cornflower blue dress he's got on. Hope was falling all over Sydney, giggling.
And then Shane. Who's still in the wedding dress. Reed was laughing too hard to stand up as Shane struts down the runway, hamming it up. Kurt asked " ...why are you dating him again?" and Reed raises an eyebrow at him before gesturing to the runway. Blaine swirls into the runway and struts down it. Kurt: "......I retract my previous statement." Wes strolls in wearing a flowy, wavy dress and strutting along, and all the girls cheer because he's working it. Wes flashes everyone a pageant smile and blows kisses before strolling off.
The twins wore matching dresses. They were wearing that Zuhair Murad dress Miley Cyrus wore to the oscars. Satoru wore a red kimono dress covered in roses. David wore a sparkling blue and gray ball gown. Wes and Han were the finalists. Wes for pure fabulousness. Han for a disturbingly convincing costume of full sweet pink frilly loli dress complete with giant curly wig and ribbons. Lucy was very proud of that. With matching coat. And gloves. And socks. And baby pink platform shoes. And a ribbon. It was disturblingly convincing. He looked like Lucy.
He was wearing false eyelashes and sparkling eyeliner. Han had surprisingly nice legs in those socks. Lucy said he actually shaved them because she made him do it. Wes did get a crown when he won. He cried. And waved. The Dalton boys were laughing too hard to get up from their chairs. They were so proud of him. When Wes got changed back, he still wore his crown and pretended it wasn't there.
One time, Charlie was doing homework, and he though the Twins just ran by his door naked. Which was the kind of thing that you tend to think you didn't see or would like to pretend you didn't see. And then Wes and David ran past in the same state and after that Charlie took a second to take a deep breath and proceeded to panic
"Oh god, they've degenerated to orgies--" and ran downstairs to break it all up to find most of the boys clothed and apparently they had too much mountain dew and red bull and apparently were daring each other to streak across campus and whoever gets the furthest without getting caught wins. LOOK, they just came from deadlines and exams, they had to let out steam somehow.
For the longest time, Reed had problems organizing his closet by himself. When the boxes and boxes of stuff from his mom came in, he naturally had to sort them out--by designer, then by color.
Considering how accident prone he is, that was not an easy feat to do, and he often gets helped - so to speak - by whoever Windsor was free at the time. In the time when Blaine wasn't around, Reed pretty much gave up on getting any proper help from the other boys.
Wes and David couldn't tell designers apart, and Charlie couldn't even tell the difference between casual pants and formal pants, so there goes that idea. All the twins ever want to do was to play with the accessories and put on the clothes and reenact overdramatic scenes, so they weren't much help either.