Full Name: Satoru Kogo
Goes By: Satoru
Age in canon: 17/18
Age as of 2014: 20/21
From: (Assuming) USA
School: Dalton Academy
Satoru is a junior in Windsor, who is best known for inventing things alongside his roommate and best-friend Drew Mapleton. Satoru and Drew are best known for all the explosions and mishaps that happen inside Windsor house.
In Mismatched (Chapter 21) Satoru and Drew added some of their own serum to a batch of Kurt's cookies, which were eaten by many people during the fair which resulted in them getting ill. They claim that they didn't want to harm anyone, just wanted to experiment on making cookies.
In Hell Night, it's revealed that Windsor often scores Drew and Satoru based on how loud their explosions are, despite the fact that Charlie doesn't encourage this. The boys also seem to be fearful of their prefect as he often threatens to cut off their experiments and privileges.
It's also revealed in Hell Night that Satoru and Drew invented a TARDIS, but Charlie banned anyone from getting inside it and turning it on. They also invented a Sonic Screwdriver, which Charlie was debating on letting them keep.
In Blackout (Chapter 22) Satoru and Todd worked together to hold David back from entering the building. Satoru was the one who revealed that there was no way into the building. Satoru and Todd helped drag Han's mat alongside the arthall.
He always chooses the grass type when playing Pokemon.
Satoru looks like Yuya Tegoshi with glasses and unkempt black hair.
His favorite color is dark green.
When watching Mythbusters, Satoru likes to build more, so his favorite is Jamie.
He's tone deaf but he likes to sing even though Drew stops him.
Satoru's never been kissed.
His life’s dream: Discover Gundanium. Build Wing Zero. Unite Colonies. Finish off Relena Peacecraft.
When given playdoh, he shaped it into a Dalek.
Satoru likes girls who like having fun with science. Like that girl from the mythbusters.
For Childrens Day, all boys and girls dressed up as their favorite characters as a child. Satoru dressed up as Inspector Gadget.
All boys and some girls had a jousting competition. Everyone rode a horse, and used an eleven-foot log to try and knock off their opponents. The houses Windsor, Stuart, Hanover and Lancaster have agreed that whichever house "wins" will be served by all the other houses in a big cookout.
Satoru is jousting for House of Windsor. He wore Japanese royal robes to the feast. He was facing one of the professional jousters. He was flung off his horse like a rag doll but since he was wearing so much padding, he didn’t feel it much.
Mika and Satoru are fairly close. They’re not very close, but they’re close enough. Satoru sometimes checks in on her, and Mika does the same with him. But really, which one between them needs more looking after by the other?
Satoru’s family lives in Ohio. But they do fly back to Tokyo on occasion.
When Satoru was a child, as a prank, Satoru's older boy cousins gave him a worm. He ate it.
Satoru has an older brother who's in college.
He has been roomates with Drew since Freshman year.
He talks to Han a lot online.
When the boys decided to dress up in drag to be Kurt's mothers on Mothers Day, Satoru work a formal black and green tomesode with gold obi which he got from Mika. They were plotting this for days.
Satoru was selected by the then prefect (Peter) to be in Windsor when he first arrived at Dalton.
Windsor used to have a sprinkler system….until Drew and Satoru moved in. They set it off about six times the first three months of freshman year and everyone just turned it off and just kept extinguishers everywhere.
When the boys went visiting, Drew and Satoru had a violent pink vial. Satoru explained it was, "An extremely potent love potion slash aphrodisiac." but Han snatched it away before they could give it to anyone. He explained, "You don't want him holding onto this, it'll make him and any person within his radius desperate for sex that very instant." to which Logan said, "Then it'll have zero change on Derek?"
When Drew has a new experiment idea in the middle of the school day, Satoru will know by the way he would order food for the both of them during lunch period, which means long discussion.
When asked if they could hand their love potion over, Drew and Satoru said it was dangerous. They then got asked if they had tried it, but they denied it.
David asked, "Then how do you know it works?"
Satoru, "LAB ANIMALS!"
Reed then countered, "But you guys led last year's pledge against animal testing."
Charlie then spoke up, "It's either of two things. You tested it on yourselves, in which case we are not judging you... OR..."
Blaine, "Or...you hit SOMEONE in school with it."
Neither boy denied that one.
Kurt asked, "ALRIGHT. Who did you hit with the potion?" but since they refused to tell, it was assumed they tried it on each other.
Dressing In Drag
The boys were looking through old photos and were seriously arguing who looked the best in drag. "Look at your knees! You look like you've been kneeling in ashes!" "Screw you, man, my figure was better than yours!" "You don't even look good as a blonde! It takes charisma to pull that off!" " Your heels sucked!" "Excuse you, I looked like damn supermodel in those heels!" "You look like you needed some serious eyebrow threading." "At least I didn't have a five-o-clock shadow."
"Hey, I was Claudia freaking Schiffer in that dress. What do you call that shapeless sackcloth you were wearing?" "That was PRADA!" "Man, that was a bad lipstick color on you." "That was the only thing I could get!" "I think you'd've looked better in coral, really brings out your eyes." "Really?" And Kurt, the aforementioned victim of all this drag-ness, is pretending this isn't happening. "Look at this. You're not even sitting like a girl. You're sitting like a red-light district bang tail."
"I was the epitome of grace!!" "You need grace. Like prayers. Like before meals." They then organized a walk-off. Reed was happy to help while Kurt wasn't but the boys dragged them both off to dress them anyway. They all went to Dobry. 45 minutes later, they were all dressed up. Hope was standing on a big auditorium stage as the girls squeal in the audience.
"WELCOME TO THE DALTON ACADEMY WALK OFF!!" David opens the show. In full getup and wig and makeup. And a long silver evening gown. Katherine was laughing and screaming simultaneously. Charlie, in heels, follows after Wes, looking like he's way too big for that cornflower blue dress he's got on. Hope was falling all over Sydney, giggling.
And then Shane. Who's still in the wedding dress. Reed was laughing too hard to stand up as Shane struts down the runway, hamming it up. Kurt asked " ...why are you dating him again?" and Reed raises an eyebrow at him before gesturing to the runway. Blaine swirls into the runway and struts down it. Kurt: "......I retract my previous statement." Wes strolls in wearing a flowy, wavy dress and strutting along, and all the girls cheer because he's working it. Wes flashes everyone a pageant smile and blows kisses before strolling off.
The twins wore matching dresses. They were wearing that Zuhair Murad dress Miley Cyrus wore to the oscars. Satoru wore a red kimono dress covered in roses. David wore a sparkling blue and gray ball gown. Wes and Han were the finalists. Wes for pure fabulousness. Han for a disturbingly convincing costume of full sweet pink frilly loli dress complete with giant curly wig and ribbons. Lucy was very proud of that. With matching coat. And gloves. And socks. And baby pink platform shoes. And a ribbon. It was disturblingly convincing. He looked like Lucy.
He was wearing false eyelashes and sparkling eyeliner. Han had surprisingly nice legs in those socks. Lucy said he actually shaved them because she made him do it. Wes did get a crown when he won. He cried. And waved. The Dalton boys were laughing too hard to get up from their chairs. They were so proud of him. When Wes got changed back, he still wore his crown and pretended it wasn't there.